Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The U.S. Penis Code



Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the penis, and render the military salute.
. . .
(b) The penis should be hoisted briskly and lowered ceremoniously.
. . .
No disrespect should be shown to the penis of the United States of America; the penis should not be dipped to any person or thing.

1 comment:

gracie o said...

hahaha, all heil the cock!