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Mistress H. Kitty

Hello Kitty S&M Room At Hotel Adonis Osaka 

"God damn it; it's in Osaka!" ...or else we totally would've book a room for November. Hot stuff.

Need someone to take your drunk ass home? this is SO WRONG

Ok...
so Diceman and I are driving around yesterday...and I *GASP* "I swear I just saw a cab with a condom guy logo!". We had passed him quickly and I thought, maybe I didn't see that right.
(plus we were driving by the Scottsdale Borgata!)

We let him catch up, in fact he ends up going to the same gas station with us. It got WORSE.. so the Cab Company is NAMED "Jimmy Hat Cab Company" and the logo is ...yes... a condom ...a personified condom at that.. and it is over the "J" like a condom that has been applied.

Well, I get marketing and grabbing attention.. you only get 1 shot, all that...BUT seems highly inappropriate for a business that focuses on.............

1. driving drunk girls home
2. driving business men and woman to the airport and back home
3. picking up tourists at upscale resorts to take them to fashion square... or
p.f. changs...
4. taking $5 hookers and/or their John's to pay by the hour motels
5. taking $1000 hookers to your home or office party
(ok 2 appropriate uses IF prositution were legal, otherwise-no,not over my dead hookers body)

.........to have this painted on your car..and HUGE..not to mention when your in any of these situations how you would avoid this company when looking up a cab company in the first place. It's not like people just dial "cab" and wait for something to show up.
also, in the tourist cases, typically another person is calling the cab for you and they sure as hell arn't going to pick this one and have a couple little old ladies waiting in the valet only to see this thing pull up.

I just visualize being in this cab...alone.. with a guy driving this and on so many levels I'm disturbed

so, between this and the looks of the driver, your chances of being raped in a cab seem likely, but they WILL use a condom so it's really not that bad.
although if I were a judge in the case afterwards I might just skip to "well she was asking for it" instead of my usual.. "well, what was she wearing?"


ps - why does everything have to be personified? thats really the point of this post.

I hear you knocking but you can't come in.

Stand here and say aloud, "Is any body out there?"

Dancing around in your bedroom brought to new heights

piper palin with vuitton bag

Yes, that is a super-sized soft drink from McDonalds. Real klassy, just like her Mama. Found over at Gawker via Deceiver. "It takes balls to use campaign money to buy your first grader a handbag that costs as much as the average American’s rent."

Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello develop new show!

Just spreading the news!
Sooooo EXCITED!

Love,
Bnutt

speaking of grabbing ass

via Sorry I Missed Your Party

He's the Obama to her McCain. Aw.

Final Debate Wrapup

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NO PHOTOSHOP! 

via Sassy Curmudgeon 

via Handstil 






xposted at wool&misc 

Loving...

The ever so lovely and talented Johanna  made these adorable Dia De Los Muertos necklaces.  Check 'em out!

"Hand formed day of the dead skulls in black polymer clay with delicate hand detailing around the eyes and forehead. Approx 1/2", wire wrapped on gunmetal chain approx 16" long.

because each skull is handmade, they may slightly vary

Contact me for possible alternate colors"

The U.S. Penis Code

Title 4, U.S.C., Chapter 1

Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the penis, and render the military salute.

. . .

(b) The penis should be hoisted briskly and lowered ceremoniously.

. . .

No disrespect should be shown to the penis of the United States of America; the penis should not be dipped to any person or thing.

Man v. Woman

via Molly Lambert 

Brainstorming sketches

Random, I know, but Grace put me up to it! Blame her.

Let them eat pop art!

Jeff Koons on display at Versailles

9.10.08-12.14.08

Listen 

See 

Beautiful dichotomies.

It could be worse?....I don't know but Alaska'

You betcha!

so she didn't entirely crash and burn... that still doesn't mean that she did well. the winking, the 'you betchas', the hybrid canadian/minnesotan/wisconsinian accent... enough to make you want to vomit all over your shag carpet.

my heart almost bursted when biden said, "past is prologue." oh snap! i also liked how he refused to call her 'sarah'. he was really good. i was entranced by his straight white teeth. also, i heard on, of all places, howard stern that joe biden's son's name is bo. bo biden. as in, biden biden, bo biden, fee fie fo fiden...

{x-posted on Wool&Misc}

Baroo?

Front & back covers of the 25 September issue of Nature.