Friday, September 11, 2009

masked

Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...


Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT


...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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7 comments:

The Peach Tart said...

She has lots of restraint. I would have said "honey I don't mind you watching porn and wanking but what's up with the snorkel and mask"?

Clorivak said...

hmmm...i would prob start laughing like a madman in disbelief and go start chopping sausages for supper whilst my eye twitches psychotically,watching his every move of turning off the tv,taking off the gear,etc...haha,that would teach him.

no, but this pretty weird,not exactly sure what my real reaction would be.

kdub said...

So awesome. I love it.

Fashion Doohickey said...

LOL. Ooopsies much?! LOL. :D

sherri said...

awesome.

drollgirl said...

DUDE. i have a story courtesy of my bro-in-law's retard jerking off friend, but i think i am going to keep it to myself.

Designers' Brew said...

drollgirl, don't be a cocktease!