Saturday, November 28, 2009

Fashion. . . er, fashion?

Yes, I would totally rawk these. Somewhat ironically, but that describes 50% of what I currently wear anyway.





Ha. These however. . . just look at that weird position she's in - that's the only position you can be in while wearing those boots. Otherwise, they just look like you stole them from some fucking ancient gladiator's garbage. . .so, now that we have something gross from the past, we need some heinous fashion from the future. . .

Whoop. There it is. Thanks www.modcloth.com

Those cats at Orangina are bananas (NSFW)

First there was this weirdness. Now here's the winner of the "Shake that Orangina" contest.


Friday, November 27, 2009

Come Dancing

come dancing

found here

Crrrrrristmas is Coming

This is way scarier, but I did have a purple tiger bathing suit when I was younger. I should totally find those photos & scan them in. For lolz, of course.

photo via scarymansion.tumblr.com

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I hope you cubs have a great thanksgiving break.
Watch out for that tryptophan and peach schnapps.
You don't want to be too:

Sunday, November 22, 2009

we got bots

(via)

Sorry to add "word verification" to the comments but those pesky things got into the Tiger Butter.

non touchy-feely thanksgiving video

so non-stop glamour is a euphemism for?


Forgot to post this the other day. When I saw this commercial I had to go straight to youtube to make sure I hadn't imagined what I had just seen. The introduction of Barbie's sister Kelly at sixteen seconds is priceless. You'll just have to watch for yourself.


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

no, no no no no.



thanks? theinternetisterrible.com

Woman Nurses Monkey



"Photograph of an indigenous woman nursing a Woolly monkey (Lagothrix lagotricha) in the Amazon rain forest. Curiously, it is not uncommon for indigenous women in the Amazon to breastfeed a young monkey whose mother has died. Often during hunting, the mother will be killed leaving behind her young. Indigenous Amazonians often adopt the young monkey as a pet, hence the women breastfeeding the monkey in the above picture. "

Thoughts?

Source

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

taking recycling to a new low


Jewelry and accessories for anyone that has ever thought, "You know what I'd really like to wear? Something that came out of a stranger's head."

Thursday, November 12, 2009

She's hot AND brave!


Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF

Christian Science Monitor - Tom A. Peter - ‎1 hour ago‎
Irish priest Father Michael Sinnott, who had been kidnapped by militants in the Philippines, was released Wednesday night to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), which handed him to the Filipino government as a goodwill gesture.


Thanks, R!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Ban the Bounce (NSFW)


Just for shits and giggles, try out Shock Absorber's Bounce-o-meter using the FF+G cup size and extreme activity setting. Very educational.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

rompers require that she fully disrobe unless she wants to soil her outfit


to the man who walked in on me sitting on the toilet buck naked - w4m (Savoy)

afterwards, while you were walking out and i screamed "it's a romper!" at you, my companion pointed out to me that you are a man and probably have no clue what a "romper" is. so, to fill you in, a romper is not a one-off sexual encounter with a random naked stranger in a public restroom. a romper is a one-piece item of clothing, it's basically a dress with a crotch. see, when a lady typically has to pee, shorts alone are fine because you can pull them down, and dresses alone are fine because you can pull them up, but rompers require that she fully disrobe unless she wants to soil her outfit. in my frantic haste of urgently having to pee and knowing that there was quite a bit of unbuttoning standing between me and relief, i guess i didn't push the lock in all the way. oops. so that, dear sir, is why i was naked and why the door was unlocked. i hope that my folly was as amusing to you as it was to me, but i apologize if it only freaked you out.
  • Location: Savoy
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Monday, November 9, 2009