What do you wear with leg warmers that make you look like you have a mane growing down the back of your legs?
available at etsy; via buzzfeed
Why, $2100 shoes made from real horse hooves and fur of course!
available at the Cheltonham Racecourse Festival; via neatorama
And then there's this.
via Zoo Fashion, which I totally recommend you check out.
UPDATE: Another fabulous photo of the hoof shoes - and that guy is well on his way to becoming a Satyr.
via swns.com, and thanks hairpin