Monday, May 13, 2013

Yoko Ono designs terrible clothing

Thanks to Everlasting Blort for this tip: Yoko Ono designs clothing for men. And it's not just terrible clothing but also terribly expensive (a jock strap costs $200, for example).


This one is called a Light Bra. Worn with Hand Trousers, of course.


This one is called a Bell Board. At the bottom it reads, "RING FOR YOUR MOMMY PIECE".


She refers to this coyly as a "butt" but clearly those are testicles.


That green you see is another big hand on the pants.


OK now that's a butt. See the difference?

But wait, there's more! She's also provided a total WTF? make-up tutorial for the daring men that would wear her fashion:

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