Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You too can become feces"

ITN news reports on an unusual museum exhibit in Japan (of course in Japan).

Photo via Arbroath

insider's guide to your orgasm

GoPro and Svakom Design present the endoscope dildo:

Watch the promotional video at Death & Taxes. Lights, camera, action.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

the pleasure of dark, but lovely

Juxtapoz Magazine is featuring the work of Russian artist Skirill. Below are some of my favorites, more at the link.


Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Apex Predator

Fantich&Young have some interesting artworks. I am particularly attracted to this one entitled "Apex Predator: Junior Red Girls Shoes".

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Oh for the love of...

Order one here if you love grease stains on formalwear.


Forget Godzilla, here's CODILDO

A Norwegian fisherman caught a cod with a vibrator in its stomach. Head over to Gawker for the rest of the story (it's pretty much what I just said) and be sure to read the comment section (which is actually the point of me posting this).

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Coco on a surfboard machine

top image from imgur; other two from fitnessgifs4u (and thanks to Keith)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Speaking of V...


Vagina toast

A couple years ago I bought the guy I was dating a custom toaster from Burnt Impressions for Christmas. He loved toast and would eat all mine at brunch, but didn't own a toaster. It would burn skulls into his bread and, since he was a Misfits fan, I had them put the Crimson Ghost skull on the side of the toaster itself. Unfortunately he suddenly turned into a giant vagina in early December and I ended up throwing the beautifully wrapped toaster, along with one of his sweaters, down the garbage chute.

This toaster would have been more appropriate for him:

"The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron's Vulva) Toaster" is also on offer from Burnt Impressions. An obvious Valentine's Day choice, it will cost you $34.95 + $11 shipping at Amazon.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

How easily it all slips away




More photos and information from

Thanks to Zach for this one.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Curbed's 35 most horrifying real estate photos of 2013

Here's a sample.

The vomit aparment:

The blood apartment:

The Pepto-Bismol apartment:

And the "I keep my chewed gum on the side of the bathtub" apartment:

Many more horrors here at Curbed (and see if you can spot the Tiger Butter favorite!).

Monday, December 16, 2013

Screaming a little inside

This is the "after" shot - after this man's severed right hand was reattached to his wrist, after his right arm had healed up enough to allow the doctors to do so.

But before they could reattach the hand, they had to keep it alive somehow. The way they did that was to SURGICALLY ATTACH IT TO HIS ANKLE WITH A LOT OF PINS STICKING OUT OF HIS FLESH AND THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRONG-LOOKING. I will let you decide if you want to see it at The Daily Mail.

Thank you to Marguerite. I think.

Wonder Wonder Woman

Louie del Carmen's drawing via Laughing Squid

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Need gift ideas?

Thanks to a tip from The Worst Things For Sale, I can offer some tantalizing present ideas! Available from the TSX Toys store at

This terrifying cock ring which could make your tool look like the pistil of some alien carnivorous plant:

Two thumbs up! Your butt!

Not even kidding here, this is called Moby's Dick: Anatomically Correct Whale Member.

And, for some reason, this: