Friday, July 3, 2015

Friday, June 12, 2015

"I won a 6-foot dildo throne" pffft who hasn't.

The dildo throne is four feet wide. It's six feet tall. Just picture that for a moment. Just picture trying to slide that through your front door. Imagine clinging onto the numerous dicks and using them to steer the throne into your living room. A throne that takes up as much space as a young horse.

Read the story on Hex Jam.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

of course it is


Atlas Obscura has amassed a wonderful collection of old patent medicine advertising. Shocking what we used to give children for a cough.

(Also "The Great Vegetable Pain Destroyer" is the name of my new band.)

Friday, June 5, 2015

Fury Road + Adventure Time = Awesome


Artist/musician Ryan May has created a series of prints that mash up Mad Max: Fury Road with Adventure Time, available for $25 each. Check out The City of Pyramids blog to see all of the images.
Via

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Revive your dead sex life

... or something. This is a dildo/final resting place.

I will let you read more about Mark Sturkenboom's '21 Grams' project here.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Deadspin asks: How hard can it be to draw a tiger?

Starting from this tweet by mikewithbats, the website explores other terrible examples of the Detroit Tigers logo which were OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY THE TEAM:

Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Thursday, August 7, 2014

#SuckOnYourOwnSlimySevenIncher


Years ago we posted this Burger King ad from Singapore. It turns out the model that was used never gave her permission or got any money for it, and is pissed off... not just because of that, but also because she feels she unwittingly contributed to "rape culture" by appearing in the ad. Copyranter has the full story.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Happy Friday, a few hours early. Unless you're like, in Australia or something.


I hate this horrible child's tiger costume from Zentai Fancy Dress.


I love this man-eating stuffed tiger posted by Good Mom/Bad Mom.


I hate Sixpoint Bengali Tiger. Even if this guy thinks it's "an absolute cracker".

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree

Chinese fruit vendors are selling peaches wearing tiny underpants.

More info at Dangerous Minds
Thank you Eric!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

"You too can become feces"

ITN news reports on an unusual museum exhibit in Japan (of course in Japan).

Photo via Arbroath

insider's guide to your orgasm

GoPro and Svakom Design present the endoscope dildo:

Watch the promotional video at Death & Taxes. Lights, camera, action.