Thursday, April 30, 2009

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thank you for Bea-ing a friend...

"Stop taking life sitting down"

"Simply put, GoGirl  is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.  It’s a female urination device(sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use.  Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal.  Aim and, well, pee.  Pretty simple, huh?
GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet."

I can think of other applications, too! Sign me the fuck up!

wrong muppets

all images sourced from ToughPigs
thanks Frank!

Friday, April 24, 2009

My new fashion inspiration

Chantal Biya - the First Lady of Cameroon.

"analogous to showing up for a black-tie event in a clown costume"

Comic Sans walks into a bar, bartender says, "We don't serve your type."

Creator of the world's most hated font, Vincent Connare, comes clean here. God, I wish blogger had Comic Sans (not really). 

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker

I do not love you any more. Whatever tiny sparkles of girlcrush that were left over from the late 1990s and early Aughts have vanished with your wearing of this outfit.

music played on non-musical instruments

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, played on old computer and electronic equipment:

found on Arbroath

Mario Brothers' music played on beer bottles by an RC car:

"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" from the Nutcracker played on Tesla coils:

Bonus - Human Tetris:

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sunday, April 5, 2009

The one & only...

WARNING: Transparent Nips Ahead!

Get the look by picking up this AA mesh dress, or not because you'll wind up looking like a hooker because you're not Jane Birkin.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

If You're Ever On Dancing With The Stars. . .

. . .you might want to consider some of this headgear I found on Etsy. Otherwise, I'd stay away.
This shiny starfish is eating her face.

This is from the Wedding collection. Something old, something new, something fucking hideous that my cousin made out of a paper plate.

One time, at color guard camp, we all made our own headbands for the parade out of cardboard and spray paint.

I'm totally down with being craftacular and all that, but these kindergarten craft projects are being SOLD. . .for MONEY. . .like $30 or $40 a pop. From CANADA - well, that explains it.