Saturday, April 25, 2009

"Stop taking life sitting down"

"Simply put, GoGirl  is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.  It’s a female urination device(sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use.  Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal.  Aim and, well, pee.  Pretty simple, huh?
GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet."

I can think of other applications, too! Sign me the fuck up!


kdub said...

It's a must for sports. What? When's the last time you saw one of the women's US soccer team members stop in the middle of the field to discreetly remove the GoGirl from their purse, pull down their panties, and, well, go?

And how do you wipe? They assume you are wearing panties, so do they also assume your panties are super absorbent, deodorizing, and disposable? Are these not diapers?

Exactly how do you convey this product to the nearest trashcan? Do you carry it hidden in your hands as if you were holding the tiniest baby bunny?

gracie o said...

details, schmetails...

clorivak said...

I can see it being a bit of a mess.
I thought it was a diva cup at first glance...anyone try one of those bad ass mofo's?

Anonymous said...

Hi Ladies, my name is Sarah Dillon, and I'm President of GoGirl. Gracie, thanks for the post! As for the other questions, I've got some answers for you! When we say it's a must for sports, we're talking cycling, hiking, long distance-running, etc. Those sports take you far away, out into the woods, and (if you're good) far, far away from a bathroom. Also, included in the product package are 2 tissues (for wiping) and a biodegradable bag for discreet disposal.

Let us know if you have any more questions! Follow us on Twitter @Go_Girls or info(at)go-girl(dot)com

kdub said...

Thank you Sarah.

And here she is, everyone, with the GoGirlMobile!