Monday, August 31, 2009

Generally speaking


Hello kittens! Grace was kind enough to invite me to add to the buttery goodness. I’m thrilled to be churning Butter with you all. Thanks Raina for the intro.

El General above is available at Berkley Illustration’s Etsy shop. Ain’t he purrty? Grrrr.

lunching ladies

Friday, August 28, 2009

not so sweet tats

Don't hate me or judge me because my tattoo is so awesome.

Or because Judge Judy's face looks bloodied, or it looks like she has some bat wings.

if you are easily offended, which you probably aren't because you are here, ya might not want to look at some of these tattoos such as...

if you scroll down, you will not miss the pillsbury dough boy violating Little Debbie I think. What the hell is going through someone's mind who chooses to have this permanently etched into their skin? I was gonna get the tribal thingee but I was just like fug it!

For the whole story on this lovely tattoo, go here.

I love that Land of Nod is one of their advertisers.

here are just a few more of my faves I saw.

I think this site bookends nicely to the people of wal mart site, don't you?

does a bear skat in the woods?

Things to look and listen for in this news report...

1. Tina's mole that she has embraced, probably feeling that is Cindy Crawford-esque, but to me is akin to an adrelanie rush, much like one you can only take once a year.

2. "This is what the bear probably looked like, except real"

3. the recreation of the bear escaping into the woods

4. one crazed bunny head

5. bear "skat"

Enjoy and good weekend to all.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hold That Tiger


found here

wal to wal fart

People of Walmart. Here.

Sitcom Houses

"Another pop culture chart from Dan Meth! Simple and brilliant, it plots the location of the kitchen compared to the location of the living room in some of the most classic sitcoms of all time." - via Cakehead

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

dim sum dum dums

What's worst Mr. LOL's response or the fact that I read Yahoo answers for fun?

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Best of CL: "Hey! Same Car!"

Volvo Soulmate on 101 Southbound - w4m - 20 (101 South Scottsdale)

Date: 2009-08-11, 12:14AM MST

On Friday afternoon I was driving on the Loop 101 going southbound in about central Scottsdale. It was the middle of the afternoon, I couldn't say what time for sure.

Amid the traffic a Volvo 240 DL; the exact same as mine, pulls up along side of me and the driver gives me a thumbs up, indicating how awesome we both are for having the same awesome car.

You looked awesome. Let's party.

  • Location: 101 South Scottsdale
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12 most annoying kinds of facebookers

pretty funny list HERE.


Tiger fashion

Amazing or horrifying? Please vote.

1. Norma Kamali dress, $1050
2. Vintage '80s dress, $25

3. '80s low back dress, $26
4. Mod '60s faux fur coat, $139

5. Cirette '60s dress, $85
6. Blue stonewashed tee, $18

7. Ferrara metal mesh top, $950
8. '80s sweater (complete with tail), $50

Monday, August 17, 2009

McQueen Gets Wild

Now 50% at LA gARCONNE

Tiger interior

Desire to Inspire.

Beat Godfather Meets Glitter Mainman

Bowie: I'm not at ease with the word 'love'.

Burroughs: I'm not either.

Bowie: I was told that it was cool to fall in love, and that period was nothing like that to me. I gave too much of my time and energy to another person and they did the same to me and we started burning out against each other. And that is what is termed love..... that we decide to put all our values on another person. It's like two pedestals, each wanting to be the other pedestal.

Burroughs: I don't think that 'love' is a useful word. It is predicated on a separation of a thing called sex and a thing called love and that they are separate. Like the primitive expressions in the old South when the woman is on a pedestal, and the man worshipped his wife and then went out and fucked a whore. It is primarily a Western concept and then it extended to the whole flower power thing of loving everybody. Well, you can't do that because the interests are not the same.


Thursday, August 13, 2009

Best of CL: Prell??

You threw your lit cigarette at my face outside Starbucks - m4w

Date: 2009-07-13, 5:23PM EDT

I'm sorry I wasn't able to stop and chat --- I was in such a rush to do my errands --- but you too seemed to be in a giant rush to run inside and grab your extra-whip venti white chocolate mocha. You were in such a hurry that even after your friend pointed out how close your cig came to burning my face, you didn't have time to say "sorry" or "excuse me." Anyway, I just wanted to write to let you know how much I love it when Big Beautiful Women wear pajama pants/tee-shirt ensembles out in public. It conveys a postmodern "I've totally given up on life" attitude that so many men find intoxicating. Additionally, your hair was exquisite. I can tell that your life is so full of fun and adventure that you don't even have time to buy a bottle of Prell, but there's nothing more exciting than a woman on the go.

Listen, I'm sure you have far too many male suitors for you to even consider reading Craigslist missed connections, but on the off chance that you see this and you haven't been felled by heart disease or any of the myriad cancers you're courting ... I'd love to take you and your slightly less-hot friend to dinner. We'll have all the things you love! I envision beginning with some wings, then moving on to a few chicken parms, some buckets of General Tso's, even more buckets of the Colonel's extra-crispy, a jalapeno-popper palate cleanser, followed by approximately 27 stuffed-crust pizzas, as many McDonald's #2 value meals as you can eat before you get bored, and finally a jaunt to Cheesecake Factory for dessert. And at the end of the night, if you're still hungry (no doubt about that) and feeling in the mood (fingers crossed!), we can end with some edible underwear and a Colt 45 fountain.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

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photo courtesy of TIWYF


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Last Suppers

James Reynolds has created a series of photographs documenting former Death Row prisoners' requests for their last meal before execution. These photos were so striking, that I couldn't pick just a couple.
Why the hell not? Who cares about arteries at this time. Bring on the KFC!
Oh, what a thoughtful inmate. No one wants their last exhale to be anything but minty fresh. Is this to mask the tears?
Prisoner #589641350179: Anna Wintour?
1 dry ass cracker, coming up!
Hmmm... c'mon, go wild, why doncha?
That's more like it!
Prisoner #456881235166: David Sedaris?
Prisoner #351896725116: Cool Hand Luke?
Prisoner #758283140953625: Homer Simpson?

What would you order for your last meal?

I would hands down order a meatloaf cake with a scorpion bowl to wash it down.

Monday, August 10, 2009

$25M Clock tower penthouse

The New York Times has a great slideshow of this impressive space in DUMBO (that's down under the Manhattan Bridge overpass). And it's only $25,000,000!