Monday, December 30, 2013

Curbed's 35 most horrifying real estate photos of 2013

Here's a sample.

The vomit aparment:

The blood apartment:

The Pepto-Bismol apartment:

And the "I keep my chewed gum on the side of the bathtub" apartment:

Many more horrors here at Curbed (and see if you can spot the Tiger Butter favorite!).

Monday, December 16, 2013

Screaming a little inside

This is the "after" shot - after this man's severed right hand was reattached to his wrist, after his right arm had healed up enough to allow the doctors to do so.

But before they could reattach the hand, they had to keep it alive somehow. The way they did that was to SURGICALLY ATTACH IT TO HIS ANKLE WITH A LOT OF PINS STICKING OUT OF HIS FLESH AND THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRONG-LOOKING. I will let you decide if you want to see it at The Daily Mail.

Thank you to Marguerite. I think.

Wonder Wonder Woman

Louie del Carmen's drawing via Laughing Squid

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Need gift ideas?

Thanks to a tip from The Worst Things For Sale, I can offer some tantalizing present ideas! Available from the TSX Toys store at

This terrifying cock ring which could make your tool look like the pistil of some alien carnivorous plant:

Two thumbs up! Your butt!

Not even kidding here, this is called Moby's Dick: Anatomically Correct Whale Member.

And, for some reason, this: