Thursday, October 29, 2009

One tramp stamp. Two tramp stamp.


(For the record, he’s not actually counting tattoos, the book has tattoos of numbers. Because little kids love fake tattoos. And no offense to anyone with a lower back tattoo, but you have to admit this headline is a hell of a lot funnier than “one butterfly, two butterfly”.)


more animal hats modeled with a come-hither stare

thanks presurfer

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

This little morsel was waiting in our inbox sent in
by the inimitable Mr. Brendan Donnelly.

"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." 
-George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

inappropriate wedding music

I was at an otherwise semi-classy wedding this weekend that featured some horrendous music. A woman was singing horribly sappy lyrics over some prerecorded keyboard song that obviously no one listened to very well prior to the wedding. The keyboardist sucked and kept hitting wrong notes. The best, or worst, depending on your sense of humor, was the song that was played right after the bride and groom kissed. It was, The Theme from Rocky.

I like the first Rocky theme just fine, but I think this Rocky III theme song would have been a better choice don't you?

What horribly shitty songs have you had to endure at someone's wedding?

Who's my cute wittle kitty? Who is?

thanks Arbroath