Sunday, January 31, 2010

npr graffiti

fuck yes.

increase your self-worth

Gold Pills
so your shit will sparkle

Pure 24k gold passes straight through the body and ends up in your stool - resulting in sparkly shit !
I bet Mariah Carey & Tyra take these.

business trip

This is an ad for, a Japanese website similar to Orbitz.
thanks Cute Overload

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

A friend emailed me yesterday with this tumblr theme. All the photos involve Tom Selleck, a waterfall, and a sandwich. He said that it started with his co-worker sharing vacation photos around the office of a falcon eating a pigeon outside her hotel window in Chicago. Somehow the conversation morphed into Tom Selleck eating a sandwich under a waterfall, and then they all felt the need to Photoshop said situation and upload the results to tumblr. It was Friday. Obviously.

Edit: Oh yeah, and there's even a theme song.


I never thought I'd ever say this in a million years, but I kinda miss this dumbass' shenanigans. You have to admit, he was pretty entertaining to say the least.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

you drive what?

You Drive What? is a wonderful collection of odd, stupid and/or confusing vehicle decorations. For some reason this homage to Pepto Bismol/Next Friday strikes my fancy. Many more where that came from.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010


...this song and video almost made these "ladies" a muscly,freaky steroid-ish kinda way.

Teenage Pregnancy

via tumblr

Best of CL: To the Woman who maced me - m4w

Originally Posted: Sat, 10 Nov 20:43 CST

To the Woman who maced me - m4w

Date: 2007-11-10, 8:43PM CST
I saw you jogging around the lake and followed you to Dunn brothers. I was trying to work up my courage to get out of my van and go into Dunn brothers but you were only inside for 30 minutes. As you left the coffee shop I followed you slowly as you walked up the block. I think you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the boulevard! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail. I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.

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navel lint

An Australian man named Graham Baker collected and stored his bellybutton lint (shown above) for 25 years, which earned him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm fascinated by the color changes from the first jar to the last. According to a chemist from Vienna University, who spent 3 years analyzing his own navel lint, it is made up of cotton from clothing, dust, skin flecks, sweat and fat(?).

thanks Listverse

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Skeletor Kitty

via tumblr


Click here to view the rest of this groovy house which seems to have been stuck in a time capsule. Note* the glamour shot above the mantel. Yeah.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Too Good

superuseless superpowers

Superuseless Superpowers is a blog made by people that realize not every superpower is going to be as useful as shooting webs out of your wrists. Pictured: ShadowFlex, the power to project a shadow of a BowFlex Machine.

yarn monster

How cute is this? Handmade by Etsy user devaniweaver.
(Dress also appears to impart the power of levitation to the wearer.)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

It's Twenty-Ten....101 goals in 1001 days?

"Maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can." - Jerri

Come on- you'll have almost 3 years!
I think this is a super great program to start any day - but of course people seem more in the MOOD for goal setting 'round New Years. I started mine today...look into it, it's the internet sensation that should be sweeping the nation.