Saturday, June 30, 2012

I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe line!

TENGA has licensed a line of Keith Haring doodle-clad sex toys for men that "expand drastically for a snug fit regardless of your size".
And Animal New York tested them out.
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Another great one

The last time I looked at the referring search terms that bring people to our blog, the final one on the list was "monkey vagina". And now it's...

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

That's not what you think it is...

Investigative journalism show Xi'an Up Close did a story on an unusual mushroom found by villagers when digging a new well. Turns out it was not a mushroom at all but a double-ended penetration toy (vagina on one end, anus on the other).
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Monday, June 4, 2012


A friend sent me this photo via Facebook. I don't know who the designer is.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Happy Friday!

I couldn't decide which ugly dress to post so you get them both. *singsong* Boh-nuuusss!

The Photoshop is strong with that first one.
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Max Plankton Institute presents:

via here and here