Monday, September 28, 2009

Video dating from the '90s

A while back I wrote a post about internet dating and how I'm not such a fan. In comparison, we've come a long way, baby.

Thanks BoingBoing

A tiger walks into a music festival...

So I went to this music festival feeling all fly in my tiger getup and lo and behold these bishes were wearing the exact same thing as me.


Via Krisatomic

An Absolutely Ridiculously Priced Bag

. . .that I would probably buy if I could. No I wouldn't. Just kidding, I totally would.

By the light of the golden arches

No matter where you go in America, you are never more than 5 minutes from an artery-clogging Big Mac. Unless you are in the Dakotas. Then it might be a couple of hours.


Found here. More info at the source.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Check it out!

Hilarity & shenanigans written by a couple of anonymous desk jockeys. Perfect for anyone trapped behind a desk all day (or for those who'd rather experience it vicariously). Be sure to check out our friends over at Fake Working!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009


warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers.

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Friday, September 11, 2009


Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...

Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Amazing hatwear

As much as I love Brad Pitt and completely overdone accents, my favorite part of Inglorious Basterds was this hat.*

Not to mention, that dog is totally writhing with jealousy.

*Not a tiger, but close enough for me.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Plus everyone knows horizontal stripes aren’t slimming

a little too matchy-matchy

Number 1 in the GQ Magazine article/slide show "Regrets: A Look at Our Occasional Lapses in Judgment" is this dishy 1967 swimsuit/vest/hat ensemble. It’s hard to tell in this grainy photo, but I think the female model’s expression is “Dude, I am so not sleeping with you.”

photo by Leonard Nones from GQ via

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Gina Tuzzi; could love you in the used car lot (com permisao)
2007,acrylic on paper

To all the men I’ve loved before

Yes, this makes three video posts in a row, but it is freaking brilliant.

Friday, September 4, 2009

cat drink

You really only need to watch a bit of this to get the idea...

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Best of CL: hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

Date: 2009-05-21, 12:52PM EDT

you're young, hot, and homeless. you look to be about 20-25. you have brownish red shaggy hair and a nice beard. i could tell you were homeless because you were eating chips off the ground and you had urine soaked filthy pants on. i've always had a thing for the "starving artist" types and your homeless ruggedness is hot. i have seen you sleeping in one of the bus stops near public square. if you ever steal a laptop or break into a library or someone's home to use their computer, i hope you read this. ~Brittany R.

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He likes to watch

This room is nothin'. The rest of the house has to be seen to be believed.