Monday, December 30, 2013

Curbed's 35 most horrifying real estate photos of 2013

Here's a sample.

The vomit aparment:

The blood apartment:

The Pepto-Bismol apartment:

And the "I keep my chewed gum on the side of the bathtub" apartment:

Many more horrors here at Curbed (and see if you can spot the Tiger Butter favorite!).

Monday, December 16, 2013

Screaming a little inside

This is the "after" shot - after this man's severed right hand was reattached to his wrist, after his right arm had healed up enough to allow the doctors to do so.

But before they could reattach the hand, they had to keep it alive somehow. The way they did that was to SURGICALLY ATTACH IT TO HIS ANKLE WITH A LOT OF PINS STICKING OUT OF HIS FLESH AND THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRONG-LOOKING. I will let you decide if you want to see it at The Daily Mail.

Thank you to Marguerite. I think.

Wonder Wonder Woman

Louie del Carmen's drawing via Laughing Squid

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Need gift ideas?

Thanks to a tip from The Worst Things For Sale, I can offer some tantalizing present ideas! Available from the TSX Toys store at

This terrifying cock ring which could make your tool look like the pistil of some alien carnivorous plant:

Two thumbs up! Your butt!

Not even kidding here, this is called Moby's Dick: Anatomically Correct Whale Member.

And, for some reason, this:

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Thanks, Japan: Butt Pudding

Japan has come up with amusing pudding molds that allow you to create gelatin butt parfaits. You can buy the kits at


Saturday, September 7, 2013

I hope I look this much like Jackie O if I off myself*

This is Evelyn McHale after her jump from the Empire State Building in May of 1947. 'The Most Beautiful Suicide' is what Life magazine titled this photo by Robert C. Wiles, a photographer that happened to be across the street when she landed with a crash on a UN limousine.

More information about Evelyn at Kottke.

* not likely

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Finally, an underground lair of your very own!

This is 3970 Spencer Street in Las Vegas, Nevada, a 2BR house currently on sale for $1.7M.

Doesn't look that special, does it? Why so much money?

Maybe it's because of the nuclear bomb proof 2BR house/1BR guest house built underneath it in the 15,200 square foot basement.

More information and photos at Messy Nessy Chic.


Wednesday, September 4, 2013

I can only assume this is a stripper's audition tape

Notes: Needs to work on "fuck me" face. Should learn to make eye contact with the client. Otherwise good work.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Bai Ling

I'm finally watching Lost and got to the episode with Bai Ling. I forgot about her and her crazy fashion sense.

sources: aolcdn, celebitchy, emma good egg, hotel fashionland, image collect, posh 24, famous dude.