I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe line!

TENGA has licensed a line of Keith Haring doodle-clad sex toys for men that "expand drastically for a snug fit regardless of your size".
And Animal New York tested them out.
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Gettin' it on, at $68 a pop

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Happy Pride!

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Is there a herpetologist in the house?

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Crotchless Tiger, Hideous Dragon?

Happy Friday!

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Actually the dragon bra is pretty sweet.

Just 'cause they're plastic doesn't mean they don't have feelings

So, remember how Barbie and Ken got married?
Well, they moved to the suburbs. And then shit got ugly.

Another great one

The last time I looked at the referring search terms that bring people to our blog, the final one on the list was "monkey vagina". And now it's...

That's not what you think it is...

Investigative journalism show Xi'an Up Close did a story on an unusual mushroom found by villagers when digging a new well. Turns out it was not a mushroom at all but a double-ended penetration toy (vagina on one end, anus on the other).
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Grr, baby... grrr.

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the Post-Itable

Such a great idea. More photos at SoupStudio design.
Previously: the wrist(watch) reminder
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Hmm...

A friend sent me this photo via Facebook. I don't know who the designer is.

Happy Friday!

I couldn't decide which ugly dress to post so you get them both. *singsong* Boh-nuuusss!


The Photoshop is strong with that first one.
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Max Plankton Institute presents:

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This is a terrible shirt, but it gets worse

This hideous shirt, sold by pizzashirt.net, also comes in vegetarian pizza print.

But it's the pepperoni version that is featured in Jennifer Chan's repulsive short film, Intimate Crust. Which is also NSFW, kind of like the pizza shirt. Unless you work at a pizzeria.

Shrimp Glockenspiel

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Happy Friday!

RAWR!
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SHIRI, the butt robot

What. The. Fuck.
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Sarah's doll house

Sarah Whitlam, of Chelmsford, Essex, UK, built a miniature castle.

It has a bondage room and a tattoo parlor! Come see!
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Bob Bassett's leather masks

More scary/awesome masks at Retronaut.

Shut up and take my money

Available from designed4divas on Etsy.
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Nuts to you.

Jennifer Rubell has repurposed life-sized mannequins into lady nutcrackers. More photos at Design Boom.
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Don't forget, we all need blood to live

The National Health Service reminds Brits that amongst the excitement of the Olympic games, blood donations will be needed more than ever. Full story of these painted people at Metro UK.

In honor of the passing of Maurice Sendak

Here's 'Where the Wild Things Are' read by Christopher Walken, which is super strange. And awesome.

farewell Adam Yauch

For your computer's "that time of the month"

Ladies and gentlemen, the tampon usb flash drive from Meninos.

Creepy but fun interactive gifs

Dutch artist Han Hoogerbrugge created a comic strip years ago called Modern Living/Neurotica. Eventually he decided to turn his comics into animated gifs and put them on a website.

Click on the gifs to get the action started. Choose new ones to try out in the left hand panel. After a while go outside and look at the sunshine, you'll need it.
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EDIT: Balls! Sorry y'all, fixed the website link.

Dog butt

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Previously: cat butt

That's not a clever trompe l'oeil illusion

That's a 15 story elevator shaft beneath your feet.

More info and photos at Obvious Winner.

Mark Stoddart's tables

Wondering what to pair with your Maximo Riera octopus chair? How about Mark Stoddart's underwater hippo table?


Actually you'd be shit out of luck, because Mark's whole inventory is sold out. But they are still fun to look at.
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Peen Pants!!!!

Goes best with a PEEN SHIRT!!!! Both available at Bas Kosters Studio. via

Berkley Illustration

I must have this.

And at least three other prints from this store.

mmm... bed... part 2

More information here - unfortunately, there was only one, and it's been sold.
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Buck Angel

So, I'm innocently perusing an article that I came across in a roundabout way entitled, "11 Sexiest Bald Men on Earth (From a Man)" when I see a photo of this guy:

Buck Angel is a porn star. Born a woman. Still has a vagina. Slightly NSFW photo of a statue of him/her after the jump. IT'S CONFUSING.

This is what I found when I GIS'd "easter tiger"

It's from this MySpace page. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I do know that if I saw this guy hopping around my front yard hiding eggs I'd probably look for a weapon.

(But not before declaring, "there's the Gimp!")

Big kitties destroying Easter eggs

awkward stock photos

More WTF photos, that you would never use, ever, for anything, here.

Boobs + Shoes = Shoobs

Kenneth Kirschner's titty clogs. Yes, one of them has a pierced nipple.
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A Cockwork Orange

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Taking the Slow Train

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The Butter Dance

A woman in heels dancing on butter.

First wipeout at 1:39. It's all downhill from there.
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Kobi Levi's shoes

More at Inspiration Feed.
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Gimpressionism

Find the gimp in each of these lovely landscape paintings - it's fun!
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