Happy Zubaz Friday

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YOU DON'T EVEN *KNOW* ANGRY, BITCH

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Thong Song

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Vroom vroom

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"I won a 6-foot dildo throne" pffft who hasn't.

The dildo throne is four feet wide. It's six feet tall. Just picture that for a moment. Just picture trying to slide that through your front door. Imagine clinging onto the numerous dicks and using them to steer the throne into your living room. A throne that takes up as much space as a young horse.

Read the story on Hex Jam.

of course it is

Atlas Obscura has amassed a wonderful collection of old patent medicine advertising. Shocking what we used to give children for a cough.

(Also "The Great Vegetable Pain Destroyer" is the name of my new band.)

Fury Road + Adventure Time = Awesome

Artist/musician Ryan May has created a series of prints that mash up Mad Max: Fury Road with Adventure Time, available for $25 each. Check out The City of Pyramids blog to see all of the images.
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Bathynomus giganteus plushies

Archie McPhee's Geyser of Awesome reports upon the availability of giant marine isopod cuddly stuffed toys from Japan. Look at that face.