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#SuckOnYourOwnSlimySevenIncher

Years ago we posted this Burger King ad from Singapore. It turns out the model that was used never gave her permission or got any money for it, and is pissed off... not just because of that, but also because she feels she unwittingly contributed to "rape culture" by appearing in the ad. Copyranter has the full story.

Woman who can't get through airport security gets married

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Are You Fucking Kidding Me

Previously: magnetic, but not in a sexy way

the horsey set

Gay equestrian couples in New York City like their chintz.


And their dogs and plaid.


And they like to put stuff on top of stuff.


Even the cats are like, "GAHHH MY EYES!"


Many more Preppy Handbook-worthy photos here.

Thanks to Curbed

throw your hands in the air

And wave 'em like you just don't care. At all.

this guy must know the wedding cheetah

blerg, everlasting blort

Describe them in one word? They're hot.

These guys need to get together with the Symphony Brass (Buttocks) gentlemen.

thanks Dlisted

oh dear lord

I'd like to say this is a Vice Magazine "do" but unfortunately it's just a Dlisted caption contest. Better luck next time, kids.

Uhh...

thanks (kinda) Arbroath

Those cats at Orangina are bananas (NSFW)

First there was this weirdness. Now here's the winner of the "Shake that Orangina" contest.

Keepin' it Klassy

thanks Arbroath

no, no no no no.

thanks? theinternetisterrible.com

This explains why the parrot is "rare"

thanks Arbroath

Video dating from the '90s

A while back I wrote a post about internet dating and how I'm not such a fan. In comparison, we've come a long way, baby.

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Thanks BoingBoing

Tortoise Makes the O-Face

found here

Rawr!

Update: Her name is Katzen (of course) and she's in a band called the Human Marvels, along with this guy, the Enigma. Note in this photo you can see that she's had whiskers implanted as well...


photo via Prick Magazine

BKBJ?

I can't believe my eyes.

this is funny, gross, cute and probably something that shouldn't be seen by human eyes.