I'm a sad panda

RIP, Girls of eBay.

Another magical visit to...

...Girls of Ebay!

It's time for another trip

To see the Girls of Ebay!

I just realized something

We haven't checked in with the Girls of eBay in a long time.

I suspect not all these ladies were born "girls" of eBay, if you know what I'm saying.

check-in time

Oh Girls of Ebay, never stop being awesome.

- I love you.

- What?

- Uh, olive juice!

- Olive juice?

OLIVE JUICE YOU TOO.

gotta check in with my girls of ebay...

Ah, that's better.

Just thought I'd check in

... with the Girls of Ebay!


I couldn't help myself.

don't wait, bid now!

Girls of eBay is a priceless repository of amateur modeling in the hopes of selling your shit.

"I'm the asian Lady Gaga."


"I went to space camp."


"I am excited by chickens."


"I made this myself. Think Pretty in Pink meets Superfly."


"I'm either a kewpie doll or a troll doll. Either way I'm in a pantsuit."


"The top of me is my mom's church best... the bottom of me is all whore."


"I can tapdance The Mikado."


Thank you Urlesque