#SuckOnYourOwnSlimySevenIncher

Years ago we posted this Burger King ad from Singapore. It turns out the model that was used never gave her permission or got any money for it, and is pissed off... not just because of that, but also because she feels she unwittingly contributed to "rape culture" by appearing in the ad. Copyranter has the full story.

insider's guide to your orgasm

GoPro and Svakom Design present the endoscope dildo:

Watch the promotional video at Death & Taxes. Lights, camera, action.

All Color

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I don't know what to make of this

Forget Godzilla, here's CODILDO

A Norwegian fisherman caught a cod with a vibrator in its stomach. Head over to Gawker for the rest of the story (it's pretty much what I just said) and be sure to read the comment section (which is actually the point of me posting this).

Happy Friday!

I'm sorry.

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HappyPlayTime app teaches women how to rub one out

Yes, that's a anthropomorphic cartoon vagina. More information at Laughing Squid.

They have a cute vibe about them

Say hello to the strangely vegetable-like Buxxxer line: Geena, Woody and Clitt, by Kokoro, available at Firebox.

Woody is described as "discrete" and "engineered to give up to 1 continuous hour of pleasure prior to any recharge being needed."

This looks dirty by itself.

I just can't anymore.

Photos via Firebox and Kokoro, h/t to Laughing Squid.

It's never too early to start planning your Halloween costume

Not to be outdone by lingerie company Yandy, Costume Craze has come up with some sexy Star Wars costumes:



via Laughing Squid

But don't worry guys, you can be "sexy" too!




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As my friend Dave commented, "You can't conceal a lightsaber in those things." You probably also can't go to the bathroom.

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BONUS: I just discovered these in the clearance section of the Costume Craze website:



On the left, their "Sexy Olive Oyl" costume... on the right, their "Plus Size Olive Oyl" costume. No sexy for you, big girl!

It's a mystery

The blog Shanghaiist posted grainy photos of a naked woman chasing a naked man who was carrying a naked blow-up doll through traffic in Beijing.

The couple appear to remain anonymous.
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I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe line!

TENGA has licensed a line of Keith Haring doodle-clad sex toys for men that "expand drastically for a snug fit regardless of your size".
And Animal New York tested them out.
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Gettin' it on, at $68 a pop

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That's not what you think it is...

Investigative journalism show Xi'an Up Close did a story on an unusual mushroom found by villagers when digging a new well. Turns out it was not a mushroom at all but a double-ended penetration toy (vagina on one end, anus on the other).
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Inside a love doll/sex toy factory

Buzzfeed has a great collection of photos from a Chinese sex toy factory. WARNING: plastic naughtybits.

thanks vets humminahumminahummina

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felted genitalia

Behold, Isabel Mastache's "peen pants", as dubbed by the amazing Dlisted. (Dude also appears to have an extra arm and is wearing a crocheted tea cozy.)

Stop Vegetable Abuse

thanks Arbroath

Damn.

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Video dating from the '90s

A while back I wrote a post about internet dating and how I'm not such a fan. In comparison, we've come a long way, baby.

Dating Montage
by smithy00101

Thanks BoingBoing

grrr