My Durr-guerrotype Boyfriend

Seriously, look at this guy, he's all "Skull hard... hurt finger."

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EDIT: Actually he kind of looks like Paul Rudd

My friend's kid just went to the dentist for the first time

So I'm tormenting her on Facebook with pictures of this.

I am a good friend.
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neigh!

What do you wear with leg warmers that make you look like you have a mane growing down the back of your legs?

available at etsy; via buzzfeed

Why, $2100 shoes made from real horse hooves and fur of course!

available at the Cheltonham Racecourse Festival; via neatorama

And then there's this.

via Zoo Fashion, which I totally recommend you check out.


UPDATE: Another fabulous photo of the hoof shoes - and that guy is well on his way to becoming a Satyr.

via swns.com, and thanks hairpin

spirit hoods - everybody's doing it

No, I will not be sporting a Spirit Hood anytime soon. They are silly.

Besides, there are no tigers.

via everlasting blort

Spotted: Inside Vanessa Traina's Home

via Harpers

Bushwacked

I never thought I'd ever say this in a million years, but I kinda miss this dumbass' shenanigans. You have to admit, he was pretty entertaining to say the least.

#1 what is imperfect

#2 alison jackson

toasty

more animal hats modeled with a come-hither stare

thanks presurfer

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"Like....I don't know guys..."

Fabio Addendum

This is a follow up to Drollgirl's last post. Me thinks this is the highlight of his career. The moral of the video: Fabio = gracious, strong schnoz.

cat killer caught

I'm sure this horrid cat killer story has been picked up by National press but these whacked out cat killings are the biggest thing going on in my neck of the woods right now. To get you cubs up to speed: over 19 dead severely mutilated cats have been found in Miami in the past few weeks. Most of these cats have been neighborhood pets and kittens gone missing. Everyone has been freaking out assuming it was some sort of satanic ritual or gang initiation. Older people love jumping to those two conclusions. Anyways, I had a feeling it was going to be some well to do sadistic teenage fucker with too much time on his hands. Well my kitties, I was right. Police arrested this kid who they've suspected was the cat killer for quite some time.

Courtesy of Miami-Dade Corrections

Tyler “cat killer” Weinman, not his class picture but his mugshot. Yes, he's actually smiling.

Who smiles like this in a mugshot???

Not too many details have been released on the crimes themselves but it has been reported that several of these massacred cats were discovered posed. This gross freak of nature posed the poor cats for sick satisfaction...and not in a good way ala my favorite David Shrigley piece:

CAT. Taxidermy, wood, acrylic paint

This whole thing really disturbs me. Not only does this creep live 10 minutes from my parents home but he also graduated from my high school. People are seemingly pleased to have the suspected killer caught but many folks are still defending him saying he was a good kid. I have realized that I clearly don't believe in justice or innocence before proven guilty. I have already convicted this sicko in my mind and I want him to get the maximum sentence for his Dexter-ish cat crimes. Fortunately slick guy over here just turned 18 so he's nice and legal. He'll be some juicy low hanging fruit in jail.
I really like my mother's suggested punishment of locking him in a cage with a really hungry man eating lion.

I think I worked for her

[MSNBC]