I can only assume this is a stripper's audition tape

Notes: Needs to work on "fuck me" face. Should learn to make eye contact with the client. Otherwise good work.

This is one of my favorite things ever

I just haven't shared it so far because I'm shy.

But put it on full screen and dance along with me?

prom season = cavities

I read this morning about a girl whose mother took six years to weave her a prom dress out of Starburst wrappers - and also provided her date with a matching vest:

via

Turns out she is not the first to wear a "Juicy Contradiction" to prom:

via

via

via

Of course I was having none of it at my prom. My dress was more tasteful (get it? Starburst... more tasteful... never mind).


Like this one:

via