First there was the vodka poured over a woman's breasts before bottling

Then there was the vaginal yeast yogurt.

Now there's vagina essence beer.

Brewed by the Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct beer is a "sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process."

If you would care to encourage this kind of idiocy there is an Indigogo campaign running. As of this writing they've only gotten 279 of their 150,000 Euro goal.

h/t to Death + Taxes

Deadspin asks: How hard can it be to draw a tiger?

Starting from this tweet by mikewithbats, the website explores other terrible examples of the Detroit Tigers logo which were OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY THE TEAM:

Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.

Real messages I've received on OK Cupid

Take your poo to the loo

h/t to Gawker and Tiger Cub Mirela.

Woman who can't get through airport security gets married

via

via

Are You Fucking Kidding Me

Previously: magnetic, but not in a sexy way

joining gym bunny and wedding cheetah is...

...Deer Man!


via everlasting blort

Idiocracy, much?

(viayvonnegeorgina)

magnetic, but not in a sexy way

Meet Elaine Davidson, the world's record holder for most piercings.



Elaine estimates her piercings weigh a total of about 6.5 pounds.



According to her website, her other interests include: "Tarot cards, crystal ball, fortune telling, fantasy clothing, transformations, hair extensions, hair braiding and alternative shoes".



top photo: Students Metro
middle photo: Be4 Tea
bottom photo: 24-TimePass

la la la furry la la la

The song makes this video.


thanks Arbroath

increase your self-worth

Gold Pills
so your shit will sparkle

Pure 24k gold passes straight through the body and ends up in your stool - resulting in sparkly shit !
I bet Mariah Carey & Tyra take these.

What's better than a tiger in your (toilet) tank?

Why a tiger above the tub, of course!

From the always-fun Lovely Listing.

why??

via Ugliest Tattoos

not so sweet tats

Don't hate me or judge me because my tattoo is so awesome.

Or because Judge Judy's face looks bloodied, or it looks like she has some bat wings.

via Ugliest Tattoos: A Gallery of Regrets.

if you are easily offended, which you probably aren't because you are here, ya might not want to look at some of these tattoos such as...

if you scroll down, you will not miss the pillsbury dough boy violating Little Debbie I think. What the hell is going through someone's mind who chooses to have this permanently etched into their skin? I was gonna get the tribal thingee but I was just like fug it!

For the whole story on this lovely tattoo, go here.

I love that Land of Nod is one of their advertisers.

here are just a few more of my faves I saw.

I think this site bookends nicely to the people of wal mart site, don't you?