Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree

Chinese fruit vendors are selling peaches wearing tiny underpants.

More info at Dangerous Minds
Thank you Eric!

"You too can become feces"

ITN news reports on an unusual museum exhibit in Japan (of course in Japan).

Photo via Arbroath

Those are weird dogs

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Thanks, Japan: Butt Pudding

Japan has come up with amusing pudding molds that allow you to create gelatin butt parfaits. You can buy the kits at Amazon.co.jp.

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SHIRI, the butt robot

What. The. Fuck.
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For your computer's "that time of the month"

Ladies and gentlemen, the tampon usb flash drive from Meninos.

Buck Angel

So, I'm innocently perusing an article that I came across in a roundabout way entitled, "11 Sexiest Bald Men on Earth (From a Man)" when I see a photo of this guy:

Buck Angel is a porn star. Born a woman. Still has a vagina. Slightly NSFW photo of a statue of him/her after the jump. IT'S CONFUSING.

watch out for her body rolls

let me just get this... ah, that's better.

Thanks Arbroath

So confused.

I just saw this ad on my stats page. What does Nick Cage have to do with ANYTHING?!?

Jamaican me crazy!

Okay. Are you pulling my leg here? A Jamaican DRUG DEALER named Christopher COKE was disguising himself as a WOMAN?!!!!!

*pinch me* Am I awake, or did I fall asleep during a Tyler Perry movie?!

oak ridge boys cover white stripes

mute it, let it load and start it at minute one forty-six.

after watching this, I feel that the world just may be coming to an end.

How do you play pocket pool without pockets?

We've seen him before at a golf outing, and now here he is playing pool! It's nice to see someone enjoying his life to the fullest.



thanks Picture is Unrelated, obvy

what is this, tuna?

Those cats at Orangina are bananas (NSFW)

First there was this weirdness. Now here's the winner of the "Shake that Orangina" contest.

'BigSmile' mannequins

Kiiiinda creepy.

See the full catalog here. *shudder*

masked

The Chap via kitchensoup

Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...

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Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

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...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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there's a joke here - something about holes, or handicaps...

from Arbroath

Human Bengal Tiger

I'm going to stop turning in rent on the 4th

1980's Serigraph Poster at RO Gallery

Landlord arrested, charged with killing, burying tenant

Police say they nabbed a killer landlord on Tuesday -- one who buried his tenant's body under his home and let it rot for four days before it was discovered. Police discovered the body on July 1 after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from a home. A search for the smell's source led investigators to a three-foot crawl space beneath the elevated home's floorboards. There, they found the body buried in a shallow grave.