Now the world is ready for you and the batter that you mix

via by way of here

say hinky dinky doo

Breakfast is on me, guys!

60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos

Eeny ...Meeny ...Miny ...Moe

what is this, tuna?

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

A friend emailed me yesterday with this tumblr theme. All the photos involve Tom Selleck, a waterfall, and a sandwich. He said that it started with his co-worker sharing vacation photos around the office of a falcon eating a pigeon outside her hotel window in Chicago. Somehow the conversation morphed into Tom Selleck eating a sandwich under a waterfall, and then they all felt the need to Photoshop said situation and upload the results to tumblr. It was Friday. Obviously.

Edit: Oh yeah, and there's even a theme song.

Bushwacked

I never thought I'd ever say this in a million years, but I kinda miss this dumbass' shenanigans. You have to admit, he was pretty entertaining to say the least.

#1 what is imperfect

#2 alison jackson

This little morsel was waiting in our inbox sent in

by the inimitable Mr. Brendan Donnelly.

"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." 

-George Bernard Shaw

Last Suppers

James Reynolds has created a series of photographs documenting former Death Row prisoners' requests for their last meal before execution. These photos were so striking, that I couldn't pick just a couple.

Why the hell not? Who cares about arteries at this time. Bring on the KFC!

Oh, what a thoughtful inmate. No one wants their last exhale to be anything but minty fresh. Is this to mask the tears?

Prisoner #589641350179: Anna Wintour?

1 dry ass cracker, coming up!

Hmmm... c'mon, go wild, why doncha?

That's more like it!

Prisoner #456881235166: David Sedaris?

Prisoner #351896725116: Cool Hand Luke?

Prisoner #758283140953625: Homer Simpson?

What would you order for your last meal?

I would hands down order a meatloaf cake with a scorpion bowl to wash it down.

To all my party people!

Hangover Cure: Bacon Sandwich

"Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good."

Ms Roberts told The Mirror: "Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head."

Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible.

The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the sandwich with its appeal.

I hope you don't need it, but incase you do...you can read more about it at the Telegraph.

sizzling bacon via wool&misc tumblr

pork pic via BBlinks

Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos!

via iGNANT blog

Unbelieveable [sic] This is not [tiger] butter

via iGNANT blog

screw my diet

Junk food is as old as man

[MSNBC]

japanese gum commercial

I love the middle chick.

Dear Tiger Butter,

I love you so much that I want to bake you a cake.

No words needed

One week until Valentine's Day!

Bleeding heart cupcakes. Recipe here.

I've died and gone to heaven.

Bompas & Parr: Architectural Foodsmiths

"The burger, known as the Monnow Valley Burger, is comprised of a hamburger patty with two slices of melted cheese, tomatoes, secret sauce and onions sandwiched inside a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut and garnished with a slice of gherkin. The Monnow Valley Burger contains up to 1000 calories and 45 grams of fat."

Pork and tomatoes a sugary-sprinkled donut shell

{via CakeWrecks}

Triangulate

{x-posted to wool&misc}