Antoine Dodson, American Hero

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Jamaican me crazy!

Okay. Are you pulling my leg here? A Jamaican DRUG DEALER named Christopher COKE was disguising himself as a WOMAN?!!!!!

*pinch me* Am I awake, or did I fall asleep during a Tyler Perry movie?!

She's hot AND brave!

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Comma Dies

I'm pretty sure this is the best headline ever.

To all my party people!

Hangover Cure: Bacon Sandwich

"Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is full of protein, which breaks down into amino acids. Your body needs these amino acids, so eating them will make you feel good."

Ms Roberts told The Mirror: "Bingeing on alcohol depletes neurotransmitters too, but bacon contains a high level of aminos which tops these up, giving you a clearer head."

Researchers also found a complex chemical interaction in the cooking of bacon produces the winning combination of taste and smell which is almost irresistible.

The reaction between amino acids in the bacon and reducing sugars in the fat is what provides the sandwich with its appeal.

I hope you don't need it, but incase you do...you can read more about it at the Telegraph.

sizzling bacon via wool&misc tumblr

pork pic via BBlinks

I'm going to stop turning in rent on the 4th

1980's Serigraph Poster at RO Gallery

Landlord arrested, charged with killing, burying tenant

Police say they nabbed a killer landlord on Tuesday -- one who buried his tenant's body under his home and let it rot for four days before it was discovered. Police discovered the body on July 1 after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from a home. A search for the smell's source led investigators to a three-foot crawl space beneath the elevated home's floorboards. There, they found the body buried in a shallow grave.

BOW OW!!

Smokey the Chihuahua ran away and hid after he got a barbecue fork lodged several inches into his skull. Here he is shown at the animal hospital shortly before veterinarians successfully removed it.

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Not an entirely bad way to go...

(CNN) -- An employee at a New Jersey chocolate processing plant died Wednesday after falling into a vat of hot chocolate, according to a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's office.

Vincent Smith II, 29, was dumping raw chocolate into the vat for melting when he fell in from a nine-foot high platform. He suffered a fatal blow to the head from the vat's agitator, a paddle-like mechanism used for stirring the chocolate.

According to the Camden County prosecutor's office, three other people were on the platform at the time. One was able to shut the machinery off quickly, but it was too late to save Smith.

The facility, owned by Cocoa Services Inc., is managed and operated by by Lyons and Sons.

The rectangular vat, which was 8 feet deep, 14 feet long and 6 feet wide, was churning a batch of chocolate for Hershey's when the accident occurred, the prosecutor's office said.