light up NOPE

Neatorama has the story on this LED implantable by Grindhouse Wetworks.

McDonald's new Hamburglar is suspect

The Deadspin staff agrees.

via the comments section of this Gawker article

Screaming a little inside

This is the "after" shot - after this man's severed right hand was reattached to his wrist, after his right arm had healed up enough to allow the doctors to do so.

But before they could reattach the hand, they had to keep it alive somehow. The way they did that was to SURGICALLY ATTACH IT TO HIS ANKLE WITH A LOT OF PINS STICKING OUT OF HIS FLESH AND THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRONG-LOOKING. I will let you decide if you want to see it at The Daily Mail.

Thank you to Marguerite. I think.

Hair Teeth

Mr. Basic from the ConcaveOblivion shop on Etsy has created accessories that smile so you don't have to.

Other choices include an iPhone case and a compact.
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Well.

That's different.

Available at Amazon.

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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a Skinny Tiger Rita

The Original Sugar Free Purple Tiger Rita™ Skinny Margarita Mix - it's 99.3% ALL Natural! (And 60% of the time, it works every time!)

Just add water & tequila, rum or vodka! Or all three! It's probably going to taste like crap anyway! Might as well get really drunk!

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Wow, people actually wear these

Black Milk Clothing's nasty "Muscles Leggings" captured in the wild.

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Oh... Sexy.

Not really. Check out Black Milk Clothing for other stuff that isn't so disgusting, though.

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EDIT: Wait, where have we seen this idea before??

I don't know what's wrong with me today

This morning I woke up thinking about the time I shut my hand in a door at work, and had to put a hot needle through my fingernail to drain the blood so it wouldn't pop right off, and how that was disgusting, but also really cool, and why would I think it was really cool? And then twenty minutes ago I had the overwhelming urge to watch this video which almost makes me nauseated.

Does anyone else get like this sometimes or is it just me?