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Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...

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Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT

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...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Best of CL: hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

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Date: 2009-05-21, 12:52PM EDT

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you're young, hot, and homeless. you look to be about 20-25. you have brownish red shaggy hair and a nice beard. i could tell you were homeless because you were eating chips off the ground and you had urine soaked filthy pants on. i've always had a thing for the "starving artist" types and your homeless ruggedness is hot. i have seen you sleeping in one of the bus stops near public square. if you ever steal a laptop or break into a library or someone's home to use their computer, i hope you read this. ~Brittany R.

• Location: downtown cleveland
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Wash Yo Nuts

So worth watching...this shit is funny. I was literally quaking.

Found viaUnique Daily **NSFW**

get me outta here

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