Shinesty party suits

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yaaaaassssss!

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I can't believe I missed this Halloween fashion statement

I'm sorry. I promise to do better next year.
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Apex Predator

Fantich&Young have some interesting artworks. I am particularly attracted to this one entitled "Apex Predator: Junior Red Girls Shoes".
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Hot guys from Sad Etsy Boyfriends

Your results at Sad Etsy Boyfriends may vary.

Hair Teeth

Mr. Basic from the ConcaveOblivion shop on Etsy has created accessories that smile so you don't have to.

Other choices include an iPhone case and a compact.
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Bai Ling

I'm finally watching Lost and got to the episode with Bai Ling. I forgot about her and her crazy fashion sense.

sources: aolcdn, celebitchy, emma good egg, hotel fashionland, image collect, posh 24, famous dude.

THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!

Available here.

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Some people make guns with 3D printers...

This guy made a shoe that carries your iPhone.

They were commissioned by FreshFiber, a company that specializes in personalized 3D printed accessories, based on their most popular iPhone cases. Alan Nguyen, the artist, calls it a mash-up shoe, likening it to a DJ creating a new mix out of other people's products. And it comes in three colors.

Ahmed Angel

I don't know how I was not aware of this Iraqi supermodel until now.

Give yourself a treat today and check out more of his photos at Sad and Useless. You deserve it!

Yoko Ono designs terrible clothing

Thanks to Everlasting Blort for this tip: Yoko Ono designs clothing for men. And it's not just terrible clothing but also terribly expensive (a jock strap costs $200, for example).

This one is called a Light Bra. Worn with Hand Trousers, of course.

This one is called a Bell Board. At the bottom it reads, "RING FOR YOUR MOMMY PIECE".

She refers to this coyly as a "butt" but clearly those are testicles.

That green you see is another big hand on the pants.

OK now that's a butt. See the difference?

But wait, there's more! She's also provided a total WTF? make-up tutorial for the daring men that would wear her fashion:

It's never too early to start planning your Halloween costume

Not to be outdone by lingerie company Yandy, Costume Craze has come up with some sexy Star Wars costumes:



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But don't worry guys, you can be "sexy" too!




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As my friend Dave commented, "You can't conceal a lightsaber in those things." You probably also can't go to the bathroom.

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BONUS: I just discovered these in the clearance section of the Costume Craze website:



On the left, their "Sexy Olive Oyl" costume... on the right, their "Plus Size Olive Oyl" costume. No sexy for you, big girl!

Moon Raven Designs

I want a bunch of stuff from this etsy shop.

Like this:

And this:

Essential:

And this is pretty cool too:

I guess this is like wearing a cross if you're a Pastafarian:

I would laugh so hard if I saw a guy wearing this

The Pee-Wee Skinsuit from Podium Cycling.

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For your next ugly holiday sweater party

IF you can get it, that is... currently sold out on the Official Slayer Merchandise Website:

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Your Grandpa Wears Thigh-Highs

Offbeat China has the story of a 72-year old grandfather of one of the founders of Yuekou, an online clothing store for teen girls, who began modeling clothes for the site after a tongue-in-cheek photo session.

The story notes that this is proof of increasing diversity in China. Honestly, I'm not sure how an elderly man modeling clothes for girls would go over in America! Kudos, China.

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How could you resist a man in a bacon suit?

Available from Stupid.com.
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