Super Star Destroyer vs. Manhattan

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Don't come back now, youse guys hear?

islandersa1's photo via Gothamist

Warning: frequent use of slo-mo

This very annoying video highlights a penthouse apartment in NYC that tempts you with a giant steel anus right up front, then draws you in with a trussed-up angel, a woman in a catsuit, and is that a pink penguin in a dog dish sitting on the stairs?

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YESSSSSS!

Californian boy: Dude, why are you always running to like 50 different places a day?
New York geeky girl: Because my brain is programmed to run New Yorker 10.0 and yours is Californian 4.20. Similar operating systems, only we get stuff done on time, don't wear sandals to work, and are frankly just slightly superior to everybody.
--N Train
Overheard by: allyse
via Overheard in New York