Why, this is delicious!

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Only the Apatosauras can reach his teacup. Maybe.

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UPDATE: We can say brontosaurus again!

Japan, of course

The wearable tomato dispenser designed to feed marathon runners.
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Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree

Chinese fruit vendors are selling peaches wearing tiny underpants.

More info at Dangerous Minds
Thank you Eric!

Oh for the love of...

Order one here if you love grease stains on formalwear.

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Featuring musical selections by Ron.

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Vagina toast

A couple years ago I bought the guy I was dating a custom toaster from Burnt Impressions for Christmas. He loved toast and would eat all mine at brunch, but didn't own a toaster. It would burn skulls into his bread and, since he was a Misfits fan, I had them put the Crimson Ghost skull on the side of the toaster itself. Unfortunately he suddenly turned into a giant vagina in early December and I ended up throwing the beautifully wrapped toaster, along with one of his sweaters, down the garbage chute.

This toaster would have been more appropriate for him:

"The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron's Vulva) Toaster" is also on offer from Burnt Impressions. An obvious Valentine's Day choice, it will cost you $34.95 + $11 shipping at Amazon.

Biscoff Spread is made out of f#cking cookies; may summon demons or propel you into a Kubrick film

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Thanks, Japan: Butt Pudding

Japan has come up with amusing pudding molds that allow you to create gelatin butt parfaits. You can buy the kits at Amazon.co.jp.

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It puts the fondant on its skin or else it gets the knife again

THIS IS A CAKE.
More photos and the story at Miss Cakehead.

stop it Caroline