First there was the vodka poured over a woman's breasts before bottling

Then there was the vaginal yeast yogurt.

Now there's vagina essence beer.

Brewed by the Order of Yoni, Bottled Instinct beer is a "sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process."

If you would care to encourage this kind of idiocy there is an Indigogo campaign running. As of this writing they've only gotten 279 of their 150,000 Euro goal.

h/t to Death + Taxes

Care for a Nippletini?

German liquor company G-Spirits (link is most likely NSFW unless you work at a topless bar) is marketing spirits which have been poured over the naked boobies of models before being bottled.
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From G-Spirits' "Questions and answers" page:
3. You're not getting problems with the public health department, do you? [sic]

G-Spirits: Of course not. Obviously we conform to their requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it.

Oops

True story. Just not mine.

Booze

Boozecats answers the eternal question: what if we held cats instead of alcohol?
















My guess is that we Tiger Butterers would look a lot like this.

Via Huffington Post

I hope you cubs have a great thanksgiving break.

Watch out for that tryptophan and peach schnapps.
You don't want to be too: