TIGER BUTTER: holidays

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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Oh Han... you're such a dick.

$65.00 from PaulMichaelDesign on Etsy. He has many other fantastic, geeky jewelry choices.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Featuring musical selections by Ron.

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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

A couple years ago I bought the guy I was dating a custom toaster from Burnt Impressions for Christmas. He loved toast and would eat all mine at brunch, but didn't own a toaster. It would burn skulls into his bread and, since he was a Misfits fan, I had them put the Crimson Ghost skull on the side of the toaster itself. Unfortunately he suddenly turned into a giant vagina in early December and I ended up throwing the beautifully wrapped toaster, along with one of his sweaters, down the garbage chute.

This toaster would have been more appropriate for him:

"The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron's Vulva) Toaster" is also on offer from Burnt Impressions. An obvious Valentine's Day choice, it will cost you $34.95 + $11 shipping at Amazon.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Don't do this

I don't care how shiny, spunky and perky you are.

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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a Skinny Tiger Rita

The Original Sugar Free Purple Tiger Rita™ Skinny Margarita Mix - it's 99.3% ALL Natural! (And 60% of the time, it works every time!)

Just add water & tequila, rum or vodka! Or all three! It's probably going to taste like crap anyway! Might as well get really drunk!

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Turkey Toss

Every year the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle does a "Turkey Toss", where they provide turkeys to the zoo's carnivorous animals.

No, you cannot has, tiger. Get your own.

However, last year they apparently turned the tables:

BRING IT ON!!
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UPDATE: I just realized, they might have meant:

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Sunday, April 8, 2012

This is what I found when I GIS'd "easter tiger"

It's from this MySpace page. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I do know that if I saw this guy hopping around my front yard hiding eggs I'd probably look for a weapon.

(But not before declaring, "there's the Gimp!")

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Big kitties destroying Easter eggs

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

I'm a day late on this, but...

Antony Bowness created a bouquet of roses out of meat. Bravo!
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Saturday, February 11, 2012

"Limit 1pkg. per person"

Pizza Hut has 10 proposal packages available through Valentine's Day which include a ruby and diamond engagement ring, fireworks, limo, flowers, photographer/videographer and (drum roll) their new $10 Big Box, a vast bastion of carbohydrates and dairy, for only $10,010 plus tax.

Rumor has it the restaurant could possibly be talked into throwing your wedding at one of their locations as well. As of a Google search today, no one seems to have ordered this, so all ten packages are still available! I do wonder if they have ten ruby rings sitting in a safe somewhere already, and what they will do with them if they don't get used... if you order Pizza Hut after VDay, chew carefully, there might be an engagement ring stuffed into that stuffed crust pizza.