Deadspin asks: How hard can it be to draw a tiger?

Starting from this tweet by mikewithbats, the website explores other terrible examples of the Detroit Tigers logo which were OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY THE TEAM:

Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.

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Original photos from Dlisted (Charo) and Animal Planet (tiger). Stupid captions via me.

npr graffiti

fuck yes.

sourced from everythingisannoying

Ban the Bounce (NSFW)

Just for shits and giggles, try out Shock Absorber's Bounce-o-meter using the FF+G cup size and extreme activity setting. Very educational.

Breakdance Cat Victim

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Hilarity & shenanigans written by a couple of anonymous desk jockeys. Perfect for anyone trapped behind a desk all day (or for those who'd rather experience it vicariously). Be sure to check out our friends over at Fake Working!

Morgan Fairchild

Best of CL: Prell??

You threw your lit cigarette at my face outside Starbucks - m4w

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Date: 2009-07-13, 5:23PM EDT

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I'm sorry I wasn't able to stop and chat --- I was in such a rush to do my errands --- but you too seemed to be in a giant rush to run inside and grab your extra-whip venti white chocolate mocha. You were in such a hurry that even after your friend pointed out how close your cig came to burning my face, you didn't have time to say "sorry" or "excuse me." Anyway, I just wanted to write to let you know how much I love it when Big Beautiful Women wear pajama pants/tee-shirt ensembles out in public. It conveys a postmodern "I've totally given up on life" attitude that so many men find intoxicating. Additionally, your hair was exquisite. I can tell that your life is so full of fun and adventure that you don't even have time to buy a bottle of Prell, but there's nothing more exciting than a woman on the go.

Listen, I'm sure you have far too many male suitors for you to even consider reading Craigslist missed connections, but on the off chance that you see this and you haven't been felled by heart disease or any of the myriad cancers you're courting ... I'd love to take you and your slightly less-hot friend to dinner. We'll have all the things you love! I envision beginning with some wings, then moving on to a few chicken parms, some buckets of General Tso's, even more buckets of the Colonel's extra-crispy, a jalapeno-popper palate cleanser, followed by approximately 27 stuffed-crust pizzas, as many McDonald's #2 value meals as you can eat before you get bored, and finally a jaunt to Cheesecake Factory for dessert. And at the end of the night, if you're still hungry (no doubt about that) and feeling in the mood (fingers crossed!), we can end with some edible underwear and a Colt 45 fountain.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

• Location: Harvard Ave at Thorndike, 7/13
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Wash Yo Nuts

So worth watching...this shit is funny. I was literally quaking.

Found viaUnique Daily **NSFW**