Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.
Update: Her name is Katzen (of course) and she's in a band called the Human Marvels, along with this guy, the Enigma. Note in this photo you can see that she's had whiskers implanted as well...
Smokey the Chihuahua ran away and hid after he got a barbecue fork lodged several inches into his skull. Here he is shown at the animal hospital shortly before veterinarians successfully removed it.