Douchebag Neck

Thanks for the laugh Racked.

mom, I'm an atheist

I already posted this at my place, but had to here as well as this is hi-larious - and watch the entire video for a special surprise at the end that is sure to make your day even better. (Turn down volume on low due to profanity if at work, that will be all.)

White Tiger Edition

The wonderful Brendan Donnelly sent these gems in. Thanks again!

EDIT: Mike Tyson has a Chairman Mao tattoo???? And what's that on his other arm, Frankenstein???

I can't believe my eyes.

this is funny, gross, cute and probably something that shouldn't be seen by human eyes.

RAWR

What's Next?

Patient zero found

Via Gawker.

'Noteboek', a film by Evelien Lohbeck

via Neatorama

Baby Stubble

found via Pugorama

-Thanks for the invite gracie o...i'm tickled.

Thank you for Bea-ing a friend...

RIP BEA 

"Stop taking life sitting down"

"Simply put, GoGirl  is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.  It’s a female urination device(sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use.  Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal.  Aim and, well, pee.  Pretty simple, huh?

GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet."

I can think of other applications, too! Sign me the fuck up!

via Tummies & Tutus 

wrong muppets

all images sourced from ToughPigs

thanks Frank!

My new fashion inspiration

Chantal Biya - the First Lady of Cameroon.

"analogous to showing up for a black-tie event in a clown costume"

Comic Sans walks into a bar, bartender says, "We don't serve your type."

Creator of the world's most hated font, Vincent Connare, comes clean here. God, I wish blogger had Comic Sans (not really). 

via NT 

"Gonna kill yo mom lookin ass kitty"

RIP SPIDER
raise your volume and watch it 25p387f737 times

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker

I do not love you any more. Whatever tiny sparkles of girlcrush that were left over from the late 1990s and early Aughts have vanished with your wearing of this outfit.

music played on non-musical instruments

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, played on old computer and electronic equipment:

found on Arbroath

Mario Brothers' music played on beer bottles by an RC car:


"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" from the Nutcracker played on Tesla coils:


Bonus - Human Tetris:

You're killing me.

How fucking steamy is this photo by Jackson Eaton? 

The one & only...

WARNING: Transparent Nips Ahead!

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Get the look by picking up this AA mesh dress, or not because you'll wind up looking like a hooker because you're not Jane Birkin.

If You're Ever On Dancing With The Stars. . .

. . .you might want to consider some of this headgear I found on Etsy. Otherwise, I'd stay away.

This shiny starfish is eating her face.


This is from the Wedding collection. Something old, something new, something fucking hideous that my cousin made out of a paper plate.


One time, at color guard camp, we all made our own headbands for the parade out of cardboard and spray paint.

I'm totally down with being craftacular and all that, but these kindergarten craft projects are being SOLD. . .for MONEY. . .like $30 or $40 a pop. From CANADA - well, that explains it.

School project on Little Red Riding Hood

This project was inspired by the video for Röyksopp's "You Remind Me," which is also cool.

as seen on boingboing

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

also swiped from Arbroath

My Pretty Pony is a movie star

[Artist Marika Kasurinen's website via DListed]

My New Favorite Rappers

No words needed

we could be heroes

Here I am...superclaw...found courtesy of superheroine, NancTwop. Make yourself a hero here.

You will never guess who this is

You know him and (probably) lurve him.

Little Ghosts

Check out this rad paper cut by Little Ghosts! This would look great framed in my office.

Blog

Etsy

Two Thumbs Up!

Aw, cuteness fix!

Sweetie, you have a little something on your face

If you must know, go here.

Tiny Art Director

I'm not a big fan of children but this website is cracking me up. Tiny Art Director is a site by an artist who draws what his daughter asks him to, and then takes her abuse. A sampling:

The Brief: I'm going to tell you what to draw. Draw a dragon sneaking up on a girl. She's picking flowers.
The Critique: Daddy it's not supposed to be like that! He has dog legs! I'm so mad at you! I'm going to erase those legs! Daddy why did you do those legs??? [collapses in tears]
Job Status: Rejected

Babyus Obsessia Cephalopoda

via Gallery of the Absurd

Tiger Wrap

via ffffound

kittens inspired by kittens

best movie poster ever

And the movie description is just as enchanting.

One week until Valentine's Day!

Bleeding heart cupcakes. Recipe here.

ummm... what?

Shanked from Nothing To Do With Arbroath

My First Cavity Search

Playmobil's Security Check Point activity set is a great way to teach children the importance of dressing like a gay sailor when you're catching a plane. And the Amazon user reviews are pretty hilarious. Enjoy! No lighters!