See? You see? THIS is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

-Charles Bukowski

via Books Rule

What was yours?

Won't you be my neighbor?

Dear Neighbor 1:

WTH. When thinking of planting options for your small condo patio, why on Earth did you think three ficus trees + one eucalyptus tree + one bougainvillea plant (that you never prune, ever) were the way to go? I hate you, and I hate cleaning up your giant tree messes. Please trim back before I poison.

Thanks,
M

Dear Neighbor 2:

It's been two days since we've been home. What makes you think that a carport is an appropriate parking space for your busted couch? Please get your shit together.

Thanks,

M

oopsy poopsy

Gravity cat not amused

Performance with a cat in weightlessness by Lyn Hagan

Via Dazed Digital

Xylopholks

I really feel this is something that could only happen in New York.



And really, why the hell not?

Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheetos!

via iGNANT blog

brah

Unbelieveable [sic] This is not [tiger] butter

via iGNANT blog

Remember when things were going to be OK?

Damn, I wish this shit was still around. Anyone else remember this radical refreshment??

OK lives on at Markism, PH

OK Soda was a soft drink created by The Coca-Cola Company in 1993 that aggressively courted the Generation X demographic with unusual advertising tactics, including endorsements and even outright negative publicity. It did not sell well in select test markets and was officially declared out of production in 1995 before reaching nation-wide distribution. The drink's slogan was "Things are going to be OK."


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What is OK short for?
The most popular theory is that OK comes from ‘oll korrect’, a deliberately misspelled writing of ‘all correct’. It was popularised in Boston newspapers around the 1840s when it was fashionable to go around spelling things incorrectly for humorous effect. Legend also has it that New York Democrats later adopted the abbreviation to promote their candidate Martin Van Buren – the initials ‘OK’ were derived from his nickname, Old Kinderhook.

via 101 Greatest Questions

Human Bengal Tiger

I'm going to stop turning in rent on the 4th

1980's Serigraph Poster at RO Gallery

Landlord arrested, charged with killing, burying tenant

Police say they nabbed a killer landlord on Tuesday -- one who buried his tenant's body under his home and let it rot for four days before it was discovered. Police discovered the body on July 1 after neighbors complained of a foul smell coming from a home. A search for the smell's source led investigators to a three-foot crawl space beneath the elevated home's floorboards. There, they found the body buried in a shallow grave.

Tigers All The Way, Baby

found

here

fudgefactorycomics

Tortoise Makes the O-Face

found here

The BK "big seven incher" was bad enough

This is billed as a Sprite ad banned in Germany - apparently it actually has nothing to do with the soda brand. Still, if it was real, who would this commercial be directed at? NSFW

Cat Man

Read more about the Cat Man

I don't know about 800 bullfrogs but I'm pretty sure I can handle 1.

Back to School

Be prepared!

Rawr!

Update: Her name is Katzen (of course) and she's in a band called the Human Marvels, along with this guy, the Enigma. Note in this photo you can see that she's had whiskers implanted as well...


photo via Prick Magazine

smokin

Gina Tuzzi, Untitled,2007

acrylic on board;24"x22"

Catcerto

A Lithuanian composer named Mindaugas Piečaitis created this concerto around Nora the Piano Cat's videos. Her solo begins at 1:14. It's actually quite a beautiful piece of music.



from Arbroath

Tiger Love Sees No Color

Summertime Snack!

Hugs

BOW OW!!

Smokey the Chihuahua ran away and hid after he got a barbecue fork lodged several inches into his skull. Here he is shown at the animal hospital shortly before veterinarians successfully removed it.

Read more here

screw my diet

Cuteness Fix, the Tiger Way

This just lasts too short.

Early stop-motion film short

This is pretty strange.


from Neatorama

The reason photo shop was invented.

FILF - Fox I'd Like To Fuck?

As in, silver fox. As in, www.silverfeast.com.

best joy division cover ever

I would never have thought of this song as an instrumental, much less done by steel drums, but it is awesome. This is one of my favorite Joy Division songs, but now I will hear it in a new light.

Oh my god, Lochte.

Did you lose a bet?

Not an entirely bad way to go...

(CNN) -- An employee at a New Jersey chocolate processing plant died Wednesday after falling into a vat of hot chocolate, according to a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor's office.

Vincent Smith II, 29, was dumping raw chocolate into the vat for melting when he fell in from a nine-foot high platform. He suffered a fatal blow to the head from the vat's agitator, a paddle-like mechanism used for stirring the chocolate.

According to the Camden County prosecutor's office, three other people were on the platform at the time. One was able to shut the machinery off quickly, but it was too late to save Smith.

The facility, owned by Cocoa Services Inc., is managed and operated by by Lyons and Sons.

The rectangular vat, which was 8 feet deep, 14 feet long and 6 feet wide, was churning a batch of chocolate for Hershey's when the accident occurred, the prosecutor's office said.

My Milk Toof

The author of this blog explores the question of what her baby teeth have been up to since they were replaced by a quarter by the Tooth Fairy, years ago. They've been pretty busy.

See all their adventures at http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/.

yes you are

source

JonMinus9

Match.com-Jon Gosselin - watch more funny videos

EDIT:
Kate's is not that funny.

For Grace!

This Looks Nice To Sleep Or Work Out In

Son of a Bitch

This bitch will not go away!!!!!

Sarah Palin Resigns as Governor of Alaska

Fact: Girls are tougher than tigers.

Factier: Girls ARE tigers.

Factiest: ?

Happy 4th of July weekend cubs!

When you're overworked...

I'm sleepy all the time. Today was the second day this week that I overslept and was late for work.
I have come to the conclusion that I need two things: a long, long vacation and, I need to win the lottery. Just in case.

"Like....I don't know guys..."

I Can Haz Signature?

by HG & Spencer

Poll Smoker

WOULD YOU EAT A BOWL OF SHIT (HUMAN) FOR $1M?

66% of you said "Aww, hell naw!

and 33% said, "Oh, totally!"

Submit your poll questions to meltallthetigers{at}gmail{dot}com