Monday, September 28, 2009

Video dating from the '90s

A while back I wrote a post about internet dating and how I'm not such a fan. In comparison, we've come a long way, baby.


Thanks BoingBoing

A tiger walks into a music festival...

So I went to this music festival feeling all fly in my tiger getup and lo and behold these bishes were wearing the exact same thing as me.

Awkward.

Via Krisatomic

An Absolutely Ridiculously Priced Bag




. . .that I would probably buy if I could. No I wouldn't. Just kidding, I totally would.

By the light of the golden arches

No matter where you go in America, you are never more than 5 minutes from an artery-clogging Big Mac. Unless you are in the Dakotas. Then it might be a couple of hours.

FriesFromSpace

Found here. More info at the source.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Check it out!



Hilarity & shenanigans written by a couple of anonymous desk jockeys. Perfect for anyone trapped behind a desk all day (or for those who'd rather experience it vicariously). Be sure to check out our friends over at Fake Working!


Friday, September 18, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

SPOILER ALERT!

warns us of spoilers, spoils that there will be spoilers.


txt source
pic source

Friday, September 11, 2009

masked

Best of CL: Anyone ever been caught...


Date: 2006-07-27, 1:34PM CDT


...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Amazing hatwear

As much as I love Brad Pitt and completely overdone accents, my favorite part of Inglorious Basterds was this hat.*














Not to mention, that dog is totally writhing with jealousy.

*Not a tiger, but close enough for me.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Plus everyone knows horizontal stripes aren’t slimming

a little too matchy-matchy

Number 1 in the GQ Magazine article/slide show "Regrets: A Look at Our Occasional Lapses in Judgment" is this dishy 1967 swimsuit/vest/hat ensemble. It’s hard to tell in this grainy photo, but I think the female model’s expression is “Dude, I am so not sleeping with you.”

photo by Leonard Nones from GQ via men.style.com

Sunday, September 6, 2009



Gina Tuzzi; could love you in the used car lot (com permisao)
2007,acrylic on paper

To all the men I’ve loved before

Yes, this makes three video posts in a row, but it is freaking brilliant.

Friday, September 4, 2009

cat drink

You really only need to watch a bit of this to get the idea...

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Best of CL: hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair

hot homeless guy with beard and shaggy hair


Date: 2009-05-21, 12:52PM EDT


you're young, hot, and homeless. you look to be about 20-25. you have brownish red shaggy hair and a nice beard. i could tell you were homeless because you were eating chips off the ground and you had urine soaked filthy pants on. i've always had a thing for the "starving artist" types and your homeless ruggedness is hot. i have seen you sleeping in one of the bus stops near public square. if you ever steal a laptop or break into a library or someone's home to use their computer, i hope you read this. ~Brittany R.

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He likes to watch

This room is nothin'. The rest of the house has to be seen to be believed.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Generally speaking

tiger_print_5x7

Hello kittens! Grace was kind enough to invite me to add to the buttery goodness. I’m thrilled to be churning Butter with you all. Thanks Raina for the intro.

El General above is available at Berkley Illustration’s Etsy shop. Ain’t he purrty? Grrrr.

lunching ladies

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GUY MADDIN'S KEYHOLE EXPERIMENT

Friday, August 28, 2009

not so sweet tats

Don't hate me or judge me because my tattoo is so awesome.



Or because Judge Judy's face looks bloodied, or it looks like she has some bat wings.












if you are easily offended, which you probably aren't because you are here, ya might not want to look at some of these tattoos such as...










if you scroll down, you will not miss the pillsbury dough boy violating Little Debbie I think. What the hell is going through someone's mind who chooses to have this permanently etched into their skin? I was gonna get the tribal thingee but I was just like fug it!



For the whole story on this lovely tattoo, go here.




I love that Land of Nod is one of their advertisers.





here are just a few more of my faves I saw.










I think this site bookends nicely to the people of wal mart site, don't you?



does a bear skat in the woods?


Things to look and listen for in this news report...

1. Tina's mole that she has embraced, probably feeling that is Cindy Crawford-esque, but to me is akin to an adrelanie rush, much like one you can only take once a year.

2. "This is what the bear probably looked like, except real"

3. the recreation of the bear escaping into the woods

4. one crazed bunny head

5. bear "skat"

Enjoy and good weekend to all.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Hold That Tiger

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found here

wal to wal fart


People of Walmart. Here.

Sitcom Houses

"Another pop culture chart from Dan Meth! Simple and brilliant, it plots the location of the kitchen compared to the location of the living room in some of the most classic sitcoms of all time." - via Cakehead

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

dim sum dum dums

What's worst Mr. LOL's response or the fact that I read Yahoo answers for fun?

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Best of CL: "Hey! Same Car!"




Volvo Soulmate on 101 Southbound - w4m - 20 (101 South Scottsdale)


Date: 2009-08-11, 12:14AM MST


On Friday afternoon I was driving on the Loop 101 going southbound in about central Scottsdale. It was the middle of the afternoon, I couldn't say what time for sure.

Amid the traffic a Volvo 240 DL; the exact same as mine, pulls up along side of me and the driver gives me a thumbs up, indicating how awesome we both are for having the same awesome car.

You looked awesome. Let's party.

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12 most annoying kinds of facebookers


pretty funny list HERE.

grrr