Tiger Toy

I had to share the new toy I picked up at Toy Tokyo.

Two toothy, slavering tigers:


One furiously fighting tiger ball!

Happy Friday!

Dontcha just wish you could stay in bed?
(bidorbuy.co.za)



Well, you can't, so grab your bag...
(giftsgalore.ca)

And put on your shoes...
(kicksonfire.com)



...and don't forget your sun visor.
(overstockhats.com)



Me? Oh, I'll be into the office later, I have a dentist appointment.

(kitchulike.com)

let me just check my coin purse

RP/Encore features a number of "bold accessories" in its Vermin line, such as the Rat Bowtie and the Pigeon Wing Necklace and, of course, the Large White Rat Coin Purse (which still has its own coin purse) shown above. Their disclaimer states that all the animals used for this line were "the victims of road kill, pest control or natural death" except in some cases (due to high demand, I suppose, like around Christmas) they'll use "feeder rats".
photo via greenopolis

this guy must know the wedding cheetah

blerg, everlasting blort

hot jerboa on jerboa action

Thanks Arbroath

Happy Day for Americans ...Sad day for tiny horses

Really?

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Sweet Sack

Happy Friday! ...we made it

Source

NOOOOO I DON'T WANNA TAKE A BATH SAVE ME

Thanks Daily Squee

wedding cheetah

Y'all can thank me later...

... like 2 hours later when you're done looking at this.  (Note: This is not a post about catz - it is just there to show my excitement.)

NOM NOM

Tigrito Cat Bowl

In honor of Pride...

...here's Macdonian drag queen Bojan Jovanovski (aka Boki13)'s music video "Otvori Se". It brings to mind some questions:
1. Don't drag queens have a responsibility to keep trim and... I don't know, womanish?
2. Why the mouse ears?
3. Did Boki13 get money from Apple to produce this video or is the product placement just a coincidence?



Thanks Dlisted

S H O R T I M A G I N E D M O N O L O G U E S .

I'M COMIC SANS, ASSHOLE.

BY MIKE LACHER

- - - -

Listen up. I know the shit you've been saying behind my back. You think I'm stupid. You think I'm immature. You think I'm a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I'm Comic Sans, and I'm the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

You don't like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don't like that I'm all over your sister-in-law's blog? You don't like that I'm on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I'm pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don't all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can't all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I'm standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once.

People love me. Why? Because I'm fun. I'm the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business' website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring.

When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I'm banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I'm shredding "Reign In Blood" on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I'm racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who'll kill me if I don't cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.

It doesn't even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I'm famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I'm in your signs. I'm in your browsers. I'm in your instant messengers. I'm not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery.


Enough of this bullshit. I'm gonna go get hammered with Papyrus.

Good God Tiger, Not Now

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Idiocracy, much?

(viayvonnegeorgina)

Jamaican me crazy!

Okay. Are you pulling my leg here? A Jamaican DRUG DEALER named Christopher COKE was disguising himself as a WOMAN?!!!!!

*pinch me* Am I awake, or did I fall asleep during a Tyler Perry movie?!

Happy to See Me?

It's a Lion, silly

baby owl in the lion's den

A tawny owl chick fell into the lions' enclosure at a zoo in Devon, UK and lived to tell about it!

assorted crap 4: the return of assorted crap

from top, via: ?, ohnotheydidnt.com, ?, toptenz.com, ?, jordanmatter.com, the rest from arbroath

big cats love Obession for Men

Happy Friday, Mee-yow!

thanks Poorly Dressed!

forget butter, say cheese

Tanys Pullin, a professional chef turned sculptor, has created the World's Largest Cheese Sculpture -- a model of the Queen's coronation crown.

When not carving cheddar, Tanys makes wedding cakes out of cheese wheels.

Happy Memorial Day ... too late

thanks boingboing

To a Restful Memorial Day Weekend!

Pubie

via

...I'm at a loss for words...

Best of CL: Faghag needed in NEK

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Originally Posted: Wed, 27 Jan 13:35 EST

Faghag needed in NEK

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Date: 2010-01-27, 1:35PM EST

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Recent Boston transplant to middle of nowhere podunk VT.

About Fag:
Unemployed Fag without a car and too much free time. Have had no success finding men of substance on Manhunt.
Enjoys photography, urban exploration (read: trespassing), music, art, food and bad indie movies.

Duties would include:
Laughing at my jokes
Watching bad movies on netflix
Exploring abandoned houses and factories.
Checking out hot guys
Providing approval on possible date candidates
Smoking and providing pot
Providing a shoulder for crying

Ideal candidate would possess some or all of the following qualities:
A car
Loud annoying voice
Sympathy with a strong streak of vindictiveness
Masculinity beyond which I posses
Offers good advice while never taking her own
The need to protect her Fag from violence by str8 men (typically while beating her Fag for getting into the mess in the first place)

Overweight/Ginger/Lesbian tendencies to the front of the line.

Auditions by appointment only.
Thanks,
Fag in need of a Hag

• Location: Lyndonville
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1573280932

Odd Couple Alert!

Little Britain's David Walliams and supermodel Lara Stone tied the knot!

tiger tiger burning bright show

The Roq La Rue Gallery in Seattle WA is having a show tonight of pop/surrealist tiger art! Here is a preview. (The last one on that page is a total "Hey now!")

that’s why the lady is a tiger

Do you see a woman in the photo? More info and pics here.

Workout Wednesday

Mike Skelton Photography

2M Pounds gets you this 'subterranean mansion'

Below this third acre of land lies a 4,300 square foot domicile.


Complete with living room and dining room...


And a chute down into the pool from one of the bedrooms.


via Country Life, originally posted on Lovely Listing

magnetic, but not in a sexy way

Meet Elaine Davidson, the world's record holder for most piercings.



Elaine estimates her piercings weigh a total of about 6.5 pounds.



According to her website, her other interests include: "Tarot cards, crystal ball, fortune telling, fantasy clothing, transformations, hair extensions, hair braiding and alternative shoes".



top photo: Students Metro
middle photo: Be4 Tea
bottom photo: 24-TimePass

Stamps to the Rescue

stampstotherescue.com

You buy the stamps. Halo buys the food for one million shelter pets.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Assume Vivid Astro Focus
affektert veggmaleri akselererende faenskap, The National Museum of Art, Architecture and Design, Oslo, Norway, 2009