I'm a day late on this, but...

Antony Bowness created a bouquet of roses out of meat. Bravo!
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cat butt

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"Limit 1pkg. per person"

Pizza Hut has 10 proposal packages available through Valentine's Day which include a ruby and diamond engagement ring, fireworks, limo, flowers, photographer/videographer and (drum roll) their new $10 Big Box, a vast bastion of carbohydrates and dairy, for only $10,010 plus tax.

Rumor has it the restaurant could possibly be talked into throwing your wedding at one of their locations as well. As of a Google search today, no one seems to have ordered this, so all ten packages are still available! I do wonder if they have ten ruby rings sitting in a safe somewhere already, and what they will do with them if they don't get used... if you order Pizza Hut after VDay, chew carefully, there might be an engagement ring stuffed into that stuffed crust pizza.

Is that a woman in your overcoat or are you just glad to see me?

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Oh... Sexy.

Not really. Check out Black Milk Clothing for other stuff that isn't so disgusting, though.

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EDIT: Wait, where have we seen this idea before??

Enjoy with a full-bodied malbec

Under those muscle leggings is a pair of underwear that this guy would love:

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If you think you might love them too, you can find out how to make them here at Instructables.
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Lubolo's "Paper Vader"

I <3 this. More info here.
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I don't know what's wrong with me today

This morning I woke up thinking about the time I shut my hand in a door at work, and had to put a hot needle through my fingernail to drain the blood so it wouldn't pop right off, and how that was disgusting, but also really cool, and why would I think it was really cool? And then twenty minutes ago I had the overwhelming urge to watch this video which almost makes me nauseated.

Does anyone else get like this sometimes or is it just me?

YESSSSSS!

Californian boy: Dude, why are you always running to like 50 different places a day?
New York geeky girl: Because my brain is programmed to run New Yorker 10.0 and yours is Californian 4.20. Similar operating systems, only we get stuff done on time, don't wear sandals to work, and are frankly just slightly superior to everybody.
--N Train
Overheard by: allyse
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mmm, this makes me thirsty, how about you?

More "ewwwww" at Christine Chin's Sentient Kitchen website.
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joke

Original photos from Dlisted (Charo) and Animal Planet (tiger). Stupid captions via me.

At least it's trans fats free!

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I want every single one of these

John Kenn Mortensen draws monsters on Post-It Notes and I would paper the walls of my apartment with them if I could.

More at John's blog, Don Kenn Gallery.

It's beginning to look a lot like Tigermas

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My wife, I call her stinky.

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I typed "Friday Whores" into Google and this is what I got

Enjoy.
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Happy Thanksgiving!

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"No, YOU go home and change, chump!"

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people are meat

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Happy Friday!

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found in the bargain bin of life

50 Hilarious Album Covers

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super proud of this

Top search keywords that have lead people to Tiger Butter. Why the last one?

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thanks vets humminahumminahummina

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Happy Friday!

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Now the world is ready for you and the batter that you mix

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SirMitchell

I love this guy's work.

More at SirMitchell.com.

braaiinnnns....

This dead and rotting, fly-ridden zombie Hello Kitty tattoo is placed directly above some woman's stubbly vagina.

Good show, madam.
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for the stylish wino

The Baggy Winecoat from designer Jacob Wagner will allow you to cart your boxed wine with you wherever you go, inconspicuously.

Unless you choose the screaming purple drank one (termed "lilac" on the site - yeah, they wish).

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EDIT: The above bag totally reminded me of this product:

The single-serve wine glasses from James Nash. Imagine filling a bag full of these, and ALSO having a box of wine in your Baggy Winecoat? The mind reels... or at least it will once I'm done with both of these bags I'm carrying.
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wrist(watch) reminder

It's a Post-it pad in the shape of a watch. You write yourself a note and put it around your wrist - easy peasy. You can buy it here, if you can read French and have Euros.
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found in Brussels

Thanks to the lovely Mire.

sexy chair

By Vladimir Tsesler.

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If only it had stripes!

I still love it.

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Tom Deininger's landscapes

Just a pretty, idyllic landscape in the vein of Monet's water lilies, yes?

No. Come look closer.

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mmm... bed... *drools*

Pre-order your own chocolate bar bedding at Bed Toppings.

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