Oh look, a penny meme is tickling me today

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It's never too early to start planning your Halloween costume

Not to be outdone by lingerie company Yandy, Costume Craze has come up with some sexy Star Wars costumes:



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But don't worry guys, you can be "sexy" too!




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As my friend Dave commented, "You can't conceal a lightsaber in those things." You probably also can't go to the bathroom.

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BONUS: I just discovered these in the clearance section of the Costume Craze website:



On the left, their "Sexy Olive Oyl" costume... on the right, their "Plus Size Olive Oyl" costume. No sexy for you, big girl!

Happy Friday!

Hope you get some sugar.

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Moon Raven Designs

I want a bunch of stuff from this etsy shop.

Like this:

And this:

Essential:

And this is pretty cool too:

I guess this is like wearing a cross if you're a Pastafarian:

Haircreations

Young redditor whistlesandshit wanted to get into a 21+ Ben Folds Five show by using her older brother's ID (spoiler alert: she didn't get in) and in the process recreated some famous haircuts/haircut scenes.




More photos at My Modern Met.

I would laugh so hard if I saw a guy wearing this

The Pee-Wee Skinsuit from Podium Cycling.

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iBoobs

RocketNews 24 has the story on this bulky iPhone case.

Stereo Leg, etc.

The Alternative Limb Project creates one-of-a-kind artificial limbs, from the realistic to the unique.

Viktoria Modesta Moskalova, a singer/songwriter and performing artist, had them make her a stereo leg.

Jo-Jo Cranfield, a para-triathlete, chose a snake arm as her design.

More photos here.
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This is one of my favorite things ever

I just haven't shared it so far because I'm shy.

But put it on full screen and dance along with me?

Warning: frequent use of slo-mo

This very annoying video highlights a penthouse apartment in NYC that tempts you with a giant steel anus right up front, then draws you in with a trussed-up angel, a woman in a catsuit, and is that a pink penguin in a dog dish sitting on the stairs?

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It's a mystery

The blog Shanghaiist posted grainy photos of a naked woman chasing a naked man who was carrying a naked blow-up doll through traffic in Beijing.

The couple appear to remain anonymous.
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assorted crap 8: the reckoning

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Box

Box is a project from 354 Photographers involving cardboard and miniature furniture and unpleasant things happening.

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For your next ugly holiday sweater party

IF you can get it, that is... currently sold out on the Official Slayer Merchandise Website:

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I want to know what the bathrooms look like.

The Giger Bar:

This trippy place is in the HR Giger Museum in Gruyeres, Switzerland.

It's the perfect place to wear these shoes. More photos of the bar at Beautiful/Decay.

Turkey Toss

Every year the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle does a "Turkey Toss", where they provide turkeys to the zoo's carnivorous animals.

No, you cannot has, tiger. Get your own.

However, last year they apparently turned the tables:


BRING IT ON!!
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UPDATE: I just realized, they might have meant:

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Your Grandpa Wears Thigh-Highs

Offbeat China has the story of a 72-year old grandfather of one of the founders of Yuekou, an online clothing store for teen girls, who began modeling clothes for the site after a tongue-in-cheek photo session.

The story notes that this is proof of increasing diversity in China. Honestly, I'm not sure how an elderly man modeling clothes for girls would go over in America! Kudos, China.

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Well, look what the cat dragged in

Hey y'all,

Bret Michaels has a pet merchandise line.

It's called "Pets Rock",

because of course it is.


All via PetSmart, to whom this fabulous line is exclusive.

Goodbye, Stalking Cat

Stalking Cat, original name Dennis Avner, has died at 54, possibly by his own paw.
image via; thanks arbroath for the story.

Hurricane Sandy recap

Hark! A Vagrant's Kate Beaton was visiting New York City right in time to get stranded in the dark for a couple days, and live-sketched it. Click here and magnify for her story.

I scream.

No.

Ayuh, I mean... no.

Probably not.

Not in the store, at least. And spit out the gum.

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