These dolls are freaking me out

It might be the knees. It also might be the crying. Not sure. More dolls here at the unfortunately named Dr. Sex. If anyone speaks Russian please let me know the deal with these creations.

Happy Friday!

"This tiger print dress will bring out the animal in you. 100% Polyamide."

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It puts the wine in the basket

Available from Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.

This little piggy went to market with a bellyfull of coins

Yes, that's a real, taxidermied piglet. It will cost you $4000, so start saving so you can start saving. Again.

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You never know

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Some people make guns with 3D printers...

This guy made a shoe that carries your iPhone.

They were commissioned by FreshFiber, a company that specializes in personalized 3D printed accessories, based on their most popular iPhone cases. Alan Nguyen, the artist, calls it a mash-up shoe, likening it to a DJ creating a new mix out of other people's products. And it comes in three colors.

Ahmed Angel

I don't know how I was not aware of this Iraqi supermodel until now.

Give yourself a treat today and check out more of his photos at Sad and Useless. You deserve it!

Yoko Ono designs terrible clothing

Thanks to Everlasting Blort for this tip: Yoko Ono designs clothing for men. And it's not just terrible clothing but also terribly expensive (a jock strap costs $200, for example).

This one is called a Light Bra. Worn with Hand Trousers, of course.

This one is called a Bell Board. At the bottom it reads, "RING FOR YOUR MOMMY PIECE".

She refers to this coyly as a "butt" but clearly those are testicles.

That green you see is another big hand on the pants.

OK now that's a butt. See the difference?

But wait, there's more! She's also provided a total WTF? make-up tutorial for the daring men that would wear her fashion:

In the Playroom

Photographer Jonathan Hobin recreated some of the world's most publicized tragedies using toys and kids.

More scenes at Lost at E Minor and VICE

Well.

That's different.

Available at Amazon.

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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a Skinny Tiger Rita

The Original Sugar Free Purple Tiger Rita™ Skinny Margarita Mix - it's 99.3% ALL Natural! (And 60% of the time, it works every time!)

Just add water & tequila, rum or vodka! Or all three! It's probably going to taste like crap anyway! Might as well get really drunk!

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Des Hommes et des Chatons

This Tumblr describes itself thusly:
"The tumblr as cute as sexy that brings our two favourite things together : kittens and men !"

Thanks to DeMilked design blog for featuring Des Hommes et des Chatons recently.

Hummers

No, not that kind of hummer, you pervs.

A few days ago a friend sent me the link to a live webcam trained on the nest of an Allen's hummingbird they've dubbed "Phoebe".

According to the website, Phoebe has possibly been coming back to the same spot in Southern California every year since 2007 (they are not absolutely, positively sure it's the same hummingbird, but they think so). She has four nests in a rosebush, and she chooses among them every year, sprucing up the one she chooses with more dryer lint and cobwebs, which is pretty much what hummingbirds make their nests out of because wouldn't you, if you were a tiny fairy bird?

The nests are also tiny, for example:

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And for another example:

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The cobwebs make the nest stretchy and easy to fix as the growing chicks squirm around trying to find a more comfortable spot. Phoebe feeds her babies flower nectar and bugs, which she regurgitates into what the website calls "a kind of buggy stew".

Apparently they'll also eat this stuff, found by my friend Jeremy at his local grocery store in Tennessee:

Now THAT, I'll admit, sounds randy.

UPDATE: Both hummer babies have fledged, but Phoebe's not done for the season. She's got one if not two more rounds to go. Check back in periodically.

In preparation for Cinco de Mayo

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Oh look, a penny meme is tickling me today

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It's never too early to start planning your Halloween costume

Not to be outdone by lingerie company Yandy, Costume Craze has come up with some sexy Star Wars costumes:



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But don't worry guys, you can be "sexy" too!




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As my friend Dave commented, "You can't conceal a lightsaber in those things." You probably also can't go to the bathroom.

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BONUS: I just discovered these in the clearance section of the Costume Craze website:



On the left, their "Sexy Olive Oyl" costume... on the right, their "Plus Size Olive Oyl" costume. No sexy for you, big girl!

Happy Friday!

Hope you get some sugar.

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Moon Raven Designs

I want a bunch of stuff from this etsy shop.

Like this:

And this:

Essential:

And this is pretty cool too:

I guess this is like wearing a cross if you're a Pastafarian:

Haircreations

Young redditor whistlesandshit wanted to get into a 21+ Ben Folds Five show by using her older brother's ID (spoiler alert: she didn't get in) and in the process recreated some famous haircuts/haircut scenes.




More photos at My Modern Met.

I would laugh so hard if I saw a guy wearing this

The Pee-Wee Skinsuit from Podium Cycling.

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iBoobs

RocketNews 24 has the story on this bulky iPhone case.

Stereo Leg, etc.

The Alternative Limb Project creates one-of-a-kind artificial limbs, from the realistic to the unique.

Viktoria Modesta Moskalova, a singer/songwriter and performing artist, had them make her a stereo leg.

Jo-Jo Cranfield, a para-triathlete, chose a snake arm as her design.

More photos here.
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This is one of my favorite things ever

I just haven't shared it so far because I'm shy.

But put it on full screen and dance along with me?

Warning: frequent use of slo-mo

This very annoying video highlights a penthouse apartment in NYC that tempts you with a giant steel anus right up front, then draws you in with a trussed-up angel, a woman in a catsuit, and is that a pink penguin in a dog dish sitting on the stairs?

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It's a mystery

The blog Shanghaiist posted grainy photos of a naked woman chasing a naked man who was carrying a naked blow-up doll through traffic in Beijing.

The couple appear to remain anonymous.
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