Jon Uriarte's "The Men Under the Influence..."

Photographer Jon Uriarte says that "the photos attempt to capture men's sense of loss reference, now that women have taken a step forward and have finally come into their own as equal partners." Blah blah, but really, they're just funny pictures of men wearing their wives' or girlfriends' clothing:

See more at Jon Uriarte's website.

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Happy Friday!

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Dancing in Chicago

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$21.85M of crazy

Previously featured on a Happy Friday post, this over-tigered penthouse in the Trump International just sold for almost $22M.

It's got four bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms. Why so many bathrooms? Who needs 2.5 more bathrooms than bedrooms?

More info at Curbed.

Since Stalking Cat is dead...

...let's meet Caim Divell. I don't know how I missed this guy.

Caim is a tattoo artist and piercer from Bogota. Above photos from his Facebook page.

Here's the before and after photos of his nose reconstruction done by Emilio Gonzalez:

Photo via BME.

THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!

Available here.

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Happy Friday!

Get as drunk as this tiger obviously is.

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But don't let this happen:

This is such a great idea

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Tiger cub gets a taste for human sweaters

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HappyPlayTime app teaches women how to rub one out

Yes, that's a anthropomorphic cartoon vagina. More information at Laughing Squid.

Big kitties like boxes too

Although some of them don't quite understand them. The bobcat and caracal know what's up.

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Feelings... Nothing more than feelings

via my friend Caroline

They have a cute vibe about them

Say hello to the strangely vegetable-like Buxxxer line: Geena, Woody and Clitt, by Kokoro, available at Firebox.

Woody is described as "discrete" and "engineered to give up to 1 continuous hour of pleasure prior to any recharge being needed."

This looks dirty by itself.

I just can't anymore.

Photos via Firebox and Kokoro, h/t to Laughing Squid.

It's raining here this Friday

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Just in case you need this

Via chibird, which has many other adorable things like this.

'The Anus that Made Britain Great'

Available here.

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These dolls are freaking me out

It might be the knees. It also might be the crying. Not sure. More dolls here at the unfortunately named Dr. Sex. If anyone speaks Russian please let me know the deal with these creations.

Happy Friday!

"This tiger print dress will bring out the animal in you. 100% Polyamide."

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It puts the wine in the basket

Available from Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.

This little piggy went to market with a bellyfull of coins

Yes, that's a real, taxidermied piglet. It will cost you $4000, so start saving so you can start saving. Again.

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You never know

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Some people make guns with 3D printers...

This guy made a shoe that carries your iPhone.

They were commissioned by FreshFiber, a company that specializes in personalized 3D printed accessories, based on their most popular iPhone cases. Alan Nguyen, the artist, calls it a mash-up shoe, likening it to a DJ creating a new mix out of other people's products. And it comes in three colors.

Ahmed Angel

I don't know how I was not aware of this Iraqi supermodel until now.

Give yourself a treat today and check out more of his photos at Sad and Useless. You deserve it!

Yoko Ono designs terrible clothing

Thanks to Everlasting Blort for this tip: Yoko Ono designs clothing for men. And it's not just terrible clothing but also terribly expensive (a jock strap costs $200, for example).

This one is called a Light Bra. Worn with Hand Trousers, of course.

This one is called a Bell Board. At the bottom it reads, "RING FOR YOUR MOMMY PIECE".

She refers to this coyly as a "butt" but clearly those are testicles.

That green you see is another big hand on the pants.

OK now that's a butt. See the difference?

But wait, there's more! She's also provided a total WTF? make-up tutorial for the daring men that would wear her fashion:

In the Playroom

Photographer Jonathan Hobin recreated some of the world's most publicized tragedies using toys and kids.

More scenes at Lost at E Minor and VICE

Well.

That's different.

Available at Amazon.

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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a Skinny Tiger Rita

The Original Sugar Free Purple Tiger Rita™ Skinny Margarita Mix - it's 99.3% ALL Natural! (And 60% of the time, it works every time!)

Just add water & tequila, rum or vodka! Or all three! It's probably going to taste like crap anyway! Might as well get really drunk!

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Des Hommes et des Chatons

This Tumblr describes itself thusly:
"The tumblr as cute as sexy that brings our two favourite things together : kittens and men !"

Thanks to DeMilked design blog for featuring Des Hommes et des Chatons recently.

Hummers

No, not that kind of hummer, you pervs.

A few days ago a friend sent me the link to a live webcam trained on the nest of an Allen's hummingbird they've dubbed "Phoebe".

According to the website, Phoebe has possibly been coming back to the same spot in Southern California every year since 2007 (they are not absolutely, positively sure it's the same hummingbird, but they think so). She has four nests in a rosebush, and she chooses among them every year, sprucing up the one she chooses with more dryer lint and cobwebs, which is pretty much what hummingbirds make their nests out of because wouldn't you, if you were a tiny fairy bird?

The nests are also tiny, for example:

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And for another example:

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The cobwebs make the nest stretchy and easy to fix as the growing chicks squirm around trying to find a more comfortable spot. Phoebe feeds her babies flower nectar and bugs, which she regurgitates into what the website calls "a kind of buggy stew".

Apparently they'll also eat this stuff, found by my friend Jeremy at his local grocery store in Tennessee:

Now THAT, I'll admit, sounds randy.

UPDATE: Both hummer babies have fledged, but Phoebe's not done for the season. She's got one if not two more rounds to go. Check back in periodically.