wait for it

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can u not

Found on Facebook by Caroline -- thanks as always!

Tiger Where are your parents

Via the awesome Pattern Behavior

McDonald's new Hamburglar is suspect

The Deadspin staff agrees.

via the comments section of this Gawker article

Revive your dead sex life

... or something. This is a dildo/final resting place.

I will let you read more about Mark Sturkenboom's '21 Grams' project here.

AGAIN: because I can't unsee, and to share the pain

"Each cheese supposedly smells similar to the donor’s body odor." Here, read more.
thank you, Kathryn, she said sarcastically

Happy Friday! Here's your dance lesson for tonight.

via and thanks Keith

Voila

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Why, this is delicious!

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"Dear Dr. Marston, I slapped these two out in a hurry. The eagle is tough to handle - when in perspective or in profile, he doesn't show up clearly -- the shoes look like a stenographer's."

The first Wonder Woman sketches, from 1941. The quote is from the artist.
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Deadspin asks: How hard can it be to draw a tiger?

Starting from this tweet by mikewithbats, the website explores other terrible examples of the Detroit Tigers logo which were OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY THE TEAM:

Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.

slobber

Bored Panda's "20+ Animals Licking Glass That Have No Idea How Silly They Look".

Easter lurks

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Don't come back now, youse guys hear?

islandersa1's photo via Gothamist

Happy Friday the 13th AGAIN, you scary two-faced bastards

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Still tickled pink to be lying next to you

Ancient Skeletons Found Holding Hands in England

Only the Apatosauras can reach his teacup. Maybe.

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UPDATE: We can say brontosaurus again!

Japan, of course

The wearable tomato dispenser designed to feed marathon runners.
video still from here

2-14

thanks Laura

Happy Friday the 13th

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This has been bothering me for, like, EVER

So I'm really glad that I'm not the only one that noticed it.

because I cannot unsee, and to share the pain

the whole gross story
Also the woman across from me on the train tonight was eating a tub of Chobani and this is all I could think of.

VD is almost here!

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Happy, dancing genitalia from Sweden

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Real messages I've received on OK Cupid

I can't believe I missed this Halloween fashion statement

I'm sorry. I promise to do better next year.
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My friend's kid just went to the dentist for the first time

So I'm tormenting her on Facebook with pictures of this.

I am a good friend.
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YAY

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Washies

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In case you needed a rotating cat today

via (originally from here which is good stuff).

#SuckOnYourOwnSlimySevenIncher

Years ago we posted this Burger King ad from Singapore. It turns out the model that was used never gave her permission or got any money for it, and is pissed off... not just because of that, but also because she feels she unwittingly contributed to "rape culture" by appearing in the ad. Copyranter has the full story.

Happy Friday, a few hours early. Unless you're like, in Australia or something.

I hate this horrible child's tiger costume from Zentai Fancy Dress.

I love this man-eating stuffed tiger posted by Good Mom/Bad Mom.

I hate Sixpoint Bengali Tiger. Even if this guy thinks it's "an absolute cracker".

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree

Chinese fruit vendors are selling peaches wearing tiny underpants.

More info at Dangerous Minds
Thank you Eric!

Oh yeah, I need this

Get yours at toiletsarlacc.com.

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"You too can become feces"

ITN news reports on an unusual museum exhibit in Japan (of course in Japan).

Photo via Arbroath

insider's guide to your orgasm

GoPro and Svakom Design present the endoscope dildo:

Watch the promotional video at Death & Taxes. Lights, camera, action.

Jumping for Pride in Slovenia

Jure Makovec's photo via Buzzfeed's This is what Pride looks like all around the globe.

the pleasure of dark, but lovely

Juxtapoz Magazine is featuring the work of Russian artist Skirill. Below are some of my favorites, more at the link.

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All Color

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Apex Predator

Fantich&Young have some interesting artworks. I am particularly attracted to this one entitled "Apex Predator: Junior Red Girls Shoes".
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I'm a sad panda

RIP, Girls of eBay.

washing up

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Happy Friday

Try not to be a shirtless guy getting hit with a firecracker in slow motion at a punk show this weekend.

Take your poo to the loo

h/t to Gawker and Tiger Cub Mirela.

I don't know what to make of this

Students from the Savannah College of Art and Design Create Giant Furry Butthole for your Ceiling

Complete with dingleberries!

More photos of the tiny, $40,000 SCADpad houses that fit into a parking space here at Gizmodo.

Oh for the love of...

Order one here if you love grease stains on formalwear.

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Forget Godzilla, here's CODILDO

A Norwegian fisherman caught a cod with a vibrator in its stomach. Head over to Gawker for the rest of the story (it's pretty much what I just said) and be sure to read the comment section (which is actually the point of me posting this).

Happy Friday, duuuuuurrrr I'm a tree

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