Mark Duplass are you jealous that I have a celebrity crush on Bill Hader?

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Do I have a celebrity crush on Bill Hader?

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Trude the owl

@KIMUPIKO has a little owl that likes baths and attacking spatulas and normal bird of prey stuff like that.

gifs via BEES AND YELLING, original video here; photos from Kimupiko's Twitter

Whining, screaming deer and the people that laugh at it

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Happy Friday

For once, something lovely on a Friday.

George Redhawk's gif via HuffPo

Happy Zubaz Friday

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YOU DON'T EVEN *KNOW* ANGRY, BITCH

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Thong Song

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Vroom vroom

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"I won a 6-foot dildo throne" pffft who hasn't.

The dildo throne is four feet wide. It's six feet tall. Just picture that for a moment. Just picture trying to slide that through your front door. Imagine clinging onto the numerous dicks and using them to steer the throne into your living room. A throne that takes up as much space as a young horse.

Read the story on Hex Jam.

of course it is

Atlas Obscura has amassed a wonderful collection of old patent medicine advertising. Shocking what we used to give children for a cough.

(Also "The Great Vegetable Pain Destroyer" is the name of my new band.)

Fury Road + Adventure Time = Awesome

Artist/musician Ryan May has created a series of prints that mash up Mad Max: Fury Road with Adventure Time, available for $25 each. Check out The City of Pyramids blog to see all of the images.
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Bathynomus giganteus plushies

Archie McPhee's Geyser of Awesome reports upon the availability of giant marine isopod cuddly stuffed toys from Japan. Look at that face.

*sings* diiiiiiiiick chaaaaair!

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wait for it

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can u not

Found on Facebook by Caroline -- thanks as always!

Tiger Where are your parents

Via the awesome Pattern Behavior

McDonald's new Hamburglar is suspect

The Deadspin staff agrees.

via the comments section of this Gawker article

Revive your dead sex life

... or something. This is a dildo/final resting place.

I will let you read more about Mark Sturkenboom's '21 Grams' project here.

AGAIN: because I can't unsee, and to share the pain

"Each cheese supposedly smells similar to the donor’s body odor." Here, read more.
thank you, Kathryn, she said sarcastically

Happy Friday! Here's your dance lesson for tonight.

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Voila

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Why, this is delicious!

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"Dear Dr. Marston, I slapped these two out in a hurry. The eagle is tough to handle - when in perspective or in profile, he doesn't show up clearly -- the shoes look like a stenographer's."

The first Wonder Woman sketches, from 1941. The quote is from the artist.
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Deadspin asks: How hard can it be to draw a tiger?

Starting from this tweet by mikewithbats, the website explores other terrible examples of the Detroit Tigers logo which were OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY THE TEAM:

Additionally, curious about that "free" and assume there are some sexual favors involved, or something. Nothing's ever free, my dad taught me, especially not "free" free stuff.

slobber

Bored Panda's "20+ Animals Licking Glass That Have No Idea How Silly They Look".

Easter lurks

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Don't come back now, youse guys hear?

islandersa1's photo via Gothamist

Happy Friday the 13th AGAIN, you scary two-faced bastards

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Still tickled pink to be lying next to you

Ancient Skeletons Found Holding Hands in England

Only the Apatosauras can reach his teacup. Maybe.

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UPDATE: We can say brontosaurus again!

Japan, of course

The wearable tomato dispenser designed to feed marathon runners.
video still from here

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thanks Laura

Happy Friday the 13th

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This has been bothering me for, like, EVER

So I'm really glad that I'm not the only one that noticed it.

because I cannot unsee, and to share the pain

the whole gross story
Also the woman across from me on the train tonight was eating a tub of Chobani and this is all I could think of.

VD is almost here!

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Happy, dancing genitalia from Sweden

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Real messages I've received on OK Cupid

I can't believe I missed this Halloween fashion statement

I'm sorry. I promise to do better next year.
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My friend's kid just went to the dentist for the first time

So I'm tormenting her on Facebook with pictures of this.

I am a good friend.
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YAY

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Washies

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