drink some vodka

Present yourself as a woman of loveliness and dignity

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Bullet Owl

As posted in wtf_nature today.

Go to post to see better photo.

What happened to my beautiful Joaquin?

Dancing at the Sundance Film Festival in oven mitts.

Back when the meds were working.

Update: That may not be The Joaq in the first photo. A discussion here with current photos.

A fungus among us

Urban Outfitters now carries vibrators, er, rather mushroom-shaped "massage balls." Valentine's Day is just around the corner...

Thank you for being a friend

Available here.

a follow up to the post below

I don't know why I am obsessed with poop today.

In case you should ever need such a thing...

It's Officially Winter

This really says it all.

Good Advice

{via black.white.bliss }

How to give the perfect man hug

Be sure in your manhood at all times, 'cause that's the most important thing.

not a tiger

this lion vintage wallpaper guy is super cute.

www.sprouthome.com is danger. if only i had more money!

Jesus is a friend of mine!

hepburn rules

This first clip is Katharine Hepburn on the Dick Cavett show redesigning his set to her liking essentially before the interview. Some might find her bitchy or demanding, but I thought it was hilarious. And when you get older, you should be able to be demanding and crotchety. I've been practicing this maneuver early, and only have being crotchety down.


And from that same show, where she is talking about buying good furniture. She is just too cool. I'd like to dedicate this post to all the ladies out there who aren't afraid to say what they want. And the ones who will lay down some bucks on good furniture guilt-free.

:)

WHAT a little bastard. This makes me happy though...that poor little fatty..

Sometimes life just ain't fair.

Ok, three kids, but STILL!  Photo via the Sartorialist. 

lulz

Mistress H. Kitty

Hello Kitty S&M Room At Hotel Adonis Osaka 

"God damn it; it's in Osaka!" ...or else we totally would've book a room for November. Hot stuff.

Need someone to take your drunk ass home? this is SO WRONG

Ok...
so Diceman and I are driving around yesterday...and I *GASP* "I swear I just saw a cab with a condom guy logo!". We had passed him quickly and I thought, maybe I didn't see that right.
(plus we were driving by the Scottsdale Borgata!)

We let him catch up, in fact he ends up going to the same gas station with us. It got WORSE.. so the Cab Company is NAMED "Jimmy Hat Cab Company" and the logo is ...yes... a condom ...a personified condom at that.. and it is over the "J" like a condom that has been applied.

Well, I get marketing and grabbing attention.. you only get 1 shot, all that...BUT seems highly inappropriate for a business that focuses on.............

1. driving drunk girls home
2. driving business men and woman to the airport and back home
3. picking up tourists at upscale resorts to take them to fashion square... or
p.f. changs...
4. taking $5 hookers and/or their John's to pay by the hour motels
5. taking $1000 hookers to your home or office party
(ok 2 appropriate uses IF prositution were legal, otherwise-no,not over my dead hookers body)

.........to have this painted on your car..and HUGE..not to mention when your in any of these situations how you would avoid this company when looking up a cab company in the first place. It's not like people just dial "cab" and wait for something to show up.
also, in the tourist cases, typically another person is calling the cab for you and they sure as hell arn't going to pick this one and have a couple little old ladies waiting in the valet only to see this thing pull up.

I just visualize being in this cab...alone.. with a guy driving this and on so many levels I'm disturbed

so, between this and the looks of the driver, your chances of being raped in a cab seem likely, but they WILL use a condom so it's really not that bad.
although if I were a judge in the case afterwards I might just skip to "well she was asking for it" instead of my usual.. "well, what was she wearing?"


ps - why does everything have to be personified? thats really the point of this post.

I hear you knocking but you can't come in.

Stand here and say aloud, "Is any body out there?"

Dancing around in your bedroom brought to new heights

piper palin with vuitton bag

Yes, that is a super-sized soft drink from McDonalds. Real klassy, just like her Mama. Found over at Gawker via Deceiver. "It takes balls to use campaign money to buy your first grader a handbag that costs as much as the average American’s rent."

Amy Sedaris and Paul Dinello develop new show!

Just spreading the news!
Sooooo EXCITED!

Love,
Bnutt

speaking of grabbing ass

via Sorry I Missed Your Party

He's the Obama to her McCain. Aw.

Final Debate Wrapup

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NO PHOTOSHOP! 

via Sassy Curmudgeon 

via Handstil 






xposted at wool&misc 

Loving...

The ever so lovely and talented Johanna  made these adorable Dia De Los Muertos necklaces.  Check 'em out!

"Hand formed day of the dead skulls in black polymer clay with delicate hand detailing around the eyes and forehead. Approx 1/2", wire wrapped on gunmetal chain approx 16" long.

because each skull is handmade, they may slightly vary

Contact me for possible alternate colors"

The U.S. Penis Code

Title 4, U.S.C., Chapter 1

Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the penis, and render the military salute.

. . .

(b) The penis should be hoisted briskly and lowered ceremoniously.

. . .

No disrespect should be shown to the penis of the United States of America; the penis should not be dipped to any person or thing.

Man v. Woman

via Molly Lambert 

Brainstorming sketches

Random, I know, but Grace put me up to it! Blame her.

Let them eat pop art!

Jeff Koons on display at Versailles

9.10.08-12.14.08

Listen 

See 

Beautiful dichotomies.

It could be worse?....I don't know but Alaska'

You betcha!

so she didn't entirely crash and burn... that still doesn't mean that she did well. the winking, the 'you betchas', the hybrid canadian/minnesotan/wisconsinian accent... enough to make you want to vomit all over your shag carpet.

my heart almost bursted when biden said, "past is prologue." oh snap! i also liked how he refused to call her 'sarah'. he was really good. i was entranced by his straight white teeth. also, i heard on, of all places, howard stern that joe biden's son's name is bo. bo biden. as in, biden biden, bo biden, fee fie fo fiden...

{x-posted on Wool&Misc}

Baroo?

Front & back covers of the 25 September issue of Nature.

My Most Favorite

We knew it was coming, but it's still sad. Dlisted.com summed it up pretty well:
"I have some sad, sad, heartbreaking news. Actor , director, humanitarian and possibly one of the hottest men to walk the face of this earth, Paul Newman, passed away yesterday at the age of 83 at his home in Westport, CT."

His Brisket Is Beyond

Your grandparents live in Florida? Click on the brisket. And watch the video.


The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

Forget Fashion Week...

Move over Lagerfeld, Prada, McQueen, both Dolce and Gabbana, check out the hottest new must have dresses this side of the S2009RTW runway:

That's right, fashionistas! Feast your eyes on the FLDS Dress ! Get your own for only $69.95** (I smell a good group Halloween costume!)

**Hair Endies sold separately. 

100 Year old Photo Blog

http://shorpy.com/

really awesome site that i cant stop browsing through...

look at those little nuggets!


also from the same website..

"Lewis Payne, seated and manacled, at the Washington Navy Yard about the time of his 21st birthday in April 1865, three months before he was hanged as one of the Lincoln assassination conspirators."

he looks like he should be in a gap commercial. handsome.

Good show, sir!

I think someone could make a lot of $$$ off of these.

via Hipster Runoff

I've died and gone to heaven.

Bompas & Parr: Architectural Foodsmiths

"The burger, known as the Monnow Valley Burger, is comprised of a hamburger patty with two slices of melted cheese, tomatoes, secret sauce and onions sandwiched inside a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut and garnished with a slice of gherkin. The Monnow Valley Burger contains up to 1000 calories and 45 grams of fat."

Pork and tomatoes a sugary-sprinkled donut shell

{via CakeWrecks}

Triangulate

{x-posted to wool&misc}

CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE

oh ladies, this little gem is crackin' me up...

CRAZY CAT LADY ACTION FIGURE
Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady! She's the one who lives in a tiny house full of felines. Don't be scared of the wild look in her eye! The crazy Cat Lady comes with six cute kitties.
See what happens when you don't give your mother grandchildren!
5.25"tall. Made of hard vinyl.
$9.99