The City >>> The Hills

Olivia Palermo in 20 years? Y/Y?

Important dispatch

Lindsay Lohan may be looking skeletal again these days, but holy SMOKES is her hair stunning.

As a corollary: how come I never see any redheaded men I think are attractive? What's that about?

GO SUN DEVILS!!!

My past, present, future Alma Mater, amongst other things.

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Minardi AIDS Shoe Released!

Hey Y'all! Our buddy (and fellow Tiger Butter contributor) Minardi's AIDS shoes were released! Check them out here if you like apples and AIDS.

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Maru/Not Maru

This is Maru.



This is not Maru.

Keyboard Cat

EDITOR'S NOTE: TWO PIANO CATS IN ONE WEEK?!? THAT IS HOW MUCH WE ♥ YOU HERE AT TIGER BUTTER. 

banish misgivings

Reading this whole ad made me surprisingly self conscience of the present daintiness my cooch is in.

What's that Fuzzy Wuzzy Daddy? wtf.

found via Awkward Family Photos

Bad Paint Jobs

rawrr

"Humans have always loved painting themselves.

Or creating themselves in marble.

Then you can see them hunt down fearful tigers.

Our museums would look a lot different if tigers could paint."

nivaagaard gallery tiger paintings

Too literal?

“In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, died shortly after birth. 

The mother tiger, after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only ‘orphans’ that could be found quickly were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger."

Douchebag Neck

Thanks for the laugh Racked.

mom, I'm an atheist

I already posted this at my place, but had to here as well as this is hi-larious - and watch the entire video for a special surprise at the end that is sure to make your day even better. (Turn down volume on low due to profanity if at work, that will be all.)

White Tiger Edition

The wonderful Brendan Donnelly sent these gems in. Thanks again!

EDIT: Mike Tyson has a Chairman Mao tattoo???? And what's that on his other arm, Frankenstein???

I can't believe my eyes.

this is funny, gross, cute and probably something that shouldn't be seen by human eyes.

RAWR

What's Next?

Patient zero found

Via Gawker.

'Noteboek', a film by Evelien Lohbeck

via Neatorama

Baby Stubble

found via Pugorama

-Thanks for the invite gracie o...i'm tickled.

Thank you for Bea-ing a friend...

RIP BEA 

"Stop taking life sitting down"

"Simply put, GoGirl  is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.  It’s a female urination device(sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

GoGirl is easy to use.  Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal.  Aim and, well, pee.  Pretty simple, huh?

GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet."

I can think of other applications, too! Sign me the fuck up!

via Tummies & Tutus 

wrong muppets

all images sourced from ToughPigs

thanks Frank!

My new fashion inspiration

Chantal Biya - the First Lady of Cameroon.

"analogous to showing up for a black-tie event in a clown costume"

Comic Sans walks into a bar, bartender says, "We don't serve your type."

Creator of the world's most hated font, Vincent Connare, comes clean here. God, I wish blogger had Comic Sans (not really). 

via NT 

"Gonna kill yo mom lookin ass kitty"

RIP SPIDER
raise your volume and watch it 25p387f737 times

Dear Sarah Jessica Parker

I do not love you any more. Whatever tiny sparkles of girlcrush that were left over from the late 1990s and early Aughts have vanished with your wearing of this outfit.

music played on non-musical instruments

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen, played on old computer and electronic equipment:

found on Arbroath

Mario Brothers' music played on beer bottles by an RC car:


"Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies" from the Nutcracker played on Tesla coils:


Bonus - Human Tetris:

You're killing me.

How fucking steamy is this photo by Jackson Eaton? 

The one & only...

WARNING: Transparent Nips Ahead!

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Get the look by picking up this AA mesh dress, or not because you'll wind up looking like a hooker because you're not Jane Birkin.

If You're Ever On Dancing With The Stars. . .

. . .you might want to consider some of this headgear I found on Etsy. Otherwise, I'd stay away.

This shiny starfish is eating her face.


This is from the Wedding collection. Something old, something new, something fucking hideous that my cousin made out of a paper plate.


One time, at color guard camp, we all made our own headbands for the parade out of cardboard and spray paint.

I'm totally down with being craftacular and all that, but these kindergarten craft projects are being SOLD. . .for MONEY. . .like $30 or $40 a pop. From CANADA - well, that explains it.

School project on Little Red Riding Hood

This project was inspired by the video for Röyksopp's "You Remind Me," which is also cool.

as seen on boingboing

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

also swiped from Arbroath

My Pretty Pony is a movie star

[Artist Marika Kasurinen's website via DListed]