Thursday, October 29, 2009

One tramp stamp. Two tramp stamp.

Count_Tattoos

(For the record, he’s not actually counting tattoos, the book has tattoos of numbers. Because little kids love fake tattoos. And no offense to anyone with a lower back tattoo, but you have to admit this headline is a hell of a lot funnier than “one butterfly, two butterfly”.)

toasty


more animal hats modeled with a come-hither stare

thanks presurfer

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Battle of the Tigers


tiger-fight

Sparkly

If we ever get a clubhouse, I'm mounting this above the fireplace.





















Because dead animal heads are always improved with bedazzling.

Via Regretsy

Monday, October 12, 2009

This little morsel was waiting in our inbox sent in
by the inimitable Mr. Brendan Donnelly.



"Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." 
-George Bernard Shaw

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

inappropriate wedding music

I was at an otherwise semi-classy wedding this weekend that featured some horrendous music. A woman was singing horribly sappy lyrics over some prerecorded keyboard song that obviously no one listened to very well prior to the wedding. The keyboardist sucked and kept hitting wrong notes. The best, or worst, depending on your sense of humor, was the song that was played right after the bride and groom kissed. It was, The Theme from Rocky.


I like the first Rocky theme just fine, but I think this Rocky III theme song would have been a better choice don't you?





What horribly shitty songs have you had to endure at someone's wedding?

Who's my cute wittle kitty? Who is?



thanks Arbroath

Monday, September 28, 2009

Video dating from the '90s

A while back I wrote a post about internet dating and how I'm not such a fan. In comparison, we've come a long way, baby.


Thanks BoingBoing

A tiger walks into a music festival...

So I went to this music festival feeling all fly in my tiger getup and lo and behold these bishes were wearing the exact same thing as me.

Awkward.

Via Krisatomic

An Absolutely Ridiculously Priced Bag




. . .that I would probably buy if I could. No I wouldn't. Just kidding, I totally would.

By the light of the golden arches

No matter where you go in America, you are never more than 5 minutes from an artery-clogging Big Mac. Unless you are in the Dakotas. Then it might be a couple of hours.

FriesFromSpace

Found here. More info at the source.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

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