npr graffiti

fuck yes.

sourced from everythingisannoying

increase your self-worth

Gold Pills
so your shit will sparkle

Pure 24k gold passes straight through the body and ends up in your stool - resulting in sparkly shit !
I bet Mariah Carey & Tyra take these.

business trip

This is an ad for Jalan.com, a Japanese website similar to Orbitz.
thanks Cute Overload

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

A friend emailed me yesterday with this tumblr theme. All the photos involve Tom Selleck, a waterfall, and a sandwich. He said that it started with his co-worker sharing vacation photos around the office of a falcon eating a pigeon outside her hotel window in Chicago. Somehow the conversation morphed into Tom Selleck eating a sandwich under a waterfall, and then they all felt the need to Photoshop said situation and upload the results to tumblr. It was Friday. Obviously.

Edit: Oh yeah, and there's even a theme song.

Bushwacked

I never thought I'd ever say this in a million years, but I kinda miss this dumbass' shenanigans. You have to admit, he was pretty entertaining to say the least.

#1 what is imperfect

#2 alison jackson

Tiger Island. Tiger Beer

Photo Source

...in Crimplene For Men

thanks everlasting blort

you drive what?

You Drive What? is a wonderful collection of odd, stupid and/or confusing vehicle decorations. For some reason this homage to Pepto Bismol/Next Friday strikes my fancy. Many more where that came from.

Uhh...

thanks (kinda) Arbroath

moms on the net

Let's www dot explain it.
everythingisterrible

via

...this song and video almost made these "ladies" cute...in a muscly,freaky steroid-ish kinda way.

Teenage Pregnancy

via tumblr

Best of CL: To the Woman who maced me - m4w

Yaron Lapid; "The New Hero"

Originally Posted: Sat, 10 Nov 20:43 CST

To the Woman who maced me - m4w

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Date: 2007-11-10, 8:43PM CST

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I saw you jogging around the lake and followed you to Dunn brothers. I was trying to work up my courage to get out of my van and go into Dunn brothers but you were only inside for 30 minutes. As you left the coffee shop I followed you slowly as you walked up the block. I think you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the boulevard! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail. I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.

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navel lint

An Australian man named Graham Baker collected and stored his bellybutton lint (shown above) for 25 years, which earned him a place in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm fascinated by the color changes from the first jar to the last. According to a chemist from Vienna University, who spent 3 years analyzing his own navel lint, it is made up of cotton from clothing, dust, skin flecks, sweat and fat(?).

thanks Listverse

Why Chicks Cry

All will become clear once you read Easily Mused's investigative report.

He's a well respected man about town

via

...To make up for below.

Queen of the Flies

via

sorry guys, i had to share the goods. (shudder)

Skeletor Kitty

via tumblr

WatchGuard

Click here to view the rest of this groovy house which seems to have been stuck in a time capsule. Note* the glamour shot above the mantel. Yeah.

Too Good

via

superuseless superpowers

Superuseless Superpowers is a blog made by people that realize not every superpower is going to be as useful as shooting webs out of your wrists. Pictured: ShadowFlex, the power to project a shadow of a BowFlex Machine.

yarn monster

How cute is this? Handmade by Etsy user devaniweaver.
(Dress also appears to impart the power of levitation to the wearer.)

tiger muffins!

thanks EpiCute

big kitty pictures

And bonus video of big kitty sounds!

thanks boingboing

What's better than a tiger in your (toilet) tank?

Why a tiger above the tub, of course!

From the always-fun Lovely Listing.

it's our year

Year of the tiger

If only it were true

Too soon?

Tiger tee, $24 (via Godammit, I'm Mad!)

It's Twenty-Ten....101 goals in 1001 days?

"Maybe it's time to stop not doing what you pretended you can do and can't, and start doing the thing that you can't do, but can no longer pretend that you can." - Jerri

Come on- you'll have almost 3 years!
I think this is a super great program to start any day - but of course people seem more in the MOOD for goal setting 'round New Years. I started mine today...look into it, it's the internet sensation that should be sweeping the nation.

Wah Wah

happy new year

a love poem

Roses are red
pickles are green
I love your legs
and what's in between

source; source

Merry Holidays Folks!

via

Maybe this is why the tigers melted into butter

They were too close to the fireplace?

From this mural-ific house on Lovely Listing.

move bitch get out tha way

two things i won't be buying anyone this christmas

This book

this mustard "dispenser."

Sweaty Sundays

Sweaty Sundays

via

Get the Lemon Look

I'm pretty sure this is the best Polyvore ever created.

source

Booze

Boozecats answers the eternal question: what if we held cats instead of alcohol?
















My guess is that we Tiger Butterers would look a lot like this.

Via Huffington Post

Happier Days...

Courtney Love's daughter gets restraining order

Frances Bean Cobain – whose father is late Nirvana rocker Kurt Cobain – has taken legal action against her mother just a week after guardianship of her was handed over to Kurt's mother, Wendy O'Connor and sister Kimberly Dawn Cobain, at the teenager's request.Courtney Love's daughter has been granted a restraining order against the singer.

A judge has issued a temporary restraining order forbidding Courtney to have contact with Frances, with another hearing is set for January 5 to consider making it permanent.

After guardianship of her daughter was taken from her last week, for undisclosed reasons, Courtney posted a rant on website Facebook branding her only child "deceptive and deluded".

She wrote: "I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this s**t has lost her position ... she was deceptive, she lied and she's lying to herself."

While Frances is in her grandmother's care, she still relies on her mother, who is in full control of Kurt's estate, for money – which Courtney has also threatened to withhold from her.

Courtney added: "Frances is clearly deluded that can buy her grandmother a small house in LA (sic). I'd love to see how that works. She thinks she has all this money. The point is I have all the money she has."

Kurt's brother, Charles Fradenburg, said Wendy has been trying to get custody of 17-year-old Frances for a long time.

He said: "Courtney is not fit to take care of Frances, she can barely take care of herself. Courtney wasn't doing any parenting at all, she was hiring nannies to do all of the work. This is a wonderful thing for the family."

Source

this is just silly

(click for bigification)


The indietits have been on hiatus since 2007 but there are still a lot of gems in the archives. I am especially fond of the foul-mouthed Yelling Bird. Thanks to everlasting blort for giving them a recent mention.

by Taiwanese artist Cai Guo Qiang

Bad dog!

thanks everlasting blort

One tiger eye for each tiger TV

From the hilarious Lovely Listing.

This just in: Gossip is good for your health

Anne Siems

gossip: good for your mental health
Most people love a good chinwag and research has now shown what we already suspected: that a regular dose of gossip can be beneficial for your mental health. We humans will gossip about anything, from friends and neighbors to Hollywood stars and politicians. Estimates of our gossiping prowess show that we spend anywhere from 20 to 60 % of our daily conversations talking about the lives of other people....Social psychologists report that gossip is also beneficial in creating lasting bonds.

Gossip has been shown to:
1. Strengthen relationships between friends and work colleagues*
2. Reinforce shared values
3. Offer increased feelings of "connectedness" and community spirit
4. Assist in controlling the poor behavior of others, particularly in an office situation*
5. Offers a sense of status by being included in the "gossip circle"

Gossip can even help ward off depression. Half an hour over coffee listening to the dilemmas of a third party can be enough to make you realize that things aren't quite so bad in your own backyard after all. Gossip also gives us a feeling of belonging which boosts our self esteem and increases our sense of wellbeing.

*points 1 & 2 are pure gold. Ragging on the receptionist who came in wearing foam flip flops and a santa hat hardly builds lasting bonds. It's mindless yet hilarious entertainment- that's it. Also, gossip rarely assists in correcting behaviors. I wish it did. The next day she'll wear a banana clip and blast that annoying Chris Brown ring tone.
Next quarter when you're up for review just mention you participate in healthy bonding and social well being if they bring up your gossip attacks.

Best of CL: "I Puked in Your Purse"

I Puked in Your Purse

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Date: 2009-07-16, 6:32PM EDT

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You were sitting a couple tables across from me. I was checking you out. You noticed. I winked. You rolled your eyes and left your table to talk to some guys at the bar. You left your purse hanging unattended on the back of your chair. I felt rejected, and a little pissed. You looked hungry. On my way out, I filled your purse with a vomit cocktail consisting of 1 part hamburger, 3 parts Miller Lites and 6 parts hot yellow foamy puke. If you had second thoughts after blowing me off, hit me back. I can't wait to hear from you!!! 

Georgia zoo's B.L.T. (bear, lion, tiger)

Drug dealers in Atlanta kept a bear, lion and tiger cub as high-prestige pets, but when they got busted, Baloo, Leo and Shere Khan were taken in by Noah's Ark in Locust Grove.
Since they were all buddies to begin with, they've been housed together. More photos here.

thanks Arbroath

why??

via Ugliest Tattoos

Meow!

via tumblr